c-towns Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 pppffffftttt.hockeytown?please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 The Leafs suck.APPLETON(AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Appleton, Wis. courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 That's a piss-poor joke in a perfectly good trash talk thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 You dont get it do you? Its deep and heavy man, on sooooooooooo many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 TAKE THAT YOU MOFO'S....3rd last to 5th in one day, 4 points behind first!....EAT MY DUST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Oh and three.Oh and three. Boy, its going to be a long season for Laugh fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 As they pointed out on the Ottawa radio this morning, it's actually 0-1-2... Is that actually right though?I like the sound of 0-3AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 What exactly does the OT column represent? It is games that went to OT? Games lost in OT? Games that ended in a draw after OT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 0 wins, three games."Oh and three"It feels so good to say aloud. Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Hey Eddie: YOU SUCK! ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Geez... It's like the puck is drawn to the retina of Leafs players... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Eric Lindros was the best Leafs forward by far in the team's first two games, but that's like being the winner of a beauty contest at a leper colony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Eric Lindros was the best Leafs forward by far in the team's first two games, but that's like being the winner of a beauty contest at a leper colony.recycled joke alert... i read that somewhere this morning already.... but very good point...ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Ottawa sun quoting a Toronto journalist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 (edited) Toronto Star's Ken Campbell. Edited October 21, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted October 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 I'm gonna ask Bouche to change the name of Rich Stadium to The Leafs Suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Good Call! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Fuck I love having 3 players play and all of them getting points. Attaboys!!ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 If anyone wants to start sending me CDs now to save time come April, just send me a message and I'll give you my address. ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 I might just do that, my team is SUCKING ASS!!!(please pardon the early morning sourness- I should be happy, my team won, thats better than any stupid pool) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Leafs up 4-0 through 2 periods in Atlanta. Tucker with 1g 3a so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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