Deeps Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 (edited) Separation of Church and State? [color:purple]We wouldn't want any fanatical governments to exist in the world would we? This sounds pretty democratic don't you think?Does this f'ng cowboy have any idea what democracy is? I'm sure his handlers just shudder when he's quoted as saying things like this.Tool. Edited October 9, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 the world needs this guy to mess it up before we as a whole will realize that we need to be more accountable for our actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Does this f'ng cowboy have any idea what democracy is? I'm sure his handlers just shudder when he's quoted as saying things like this.Pretty tight logic, really - America is rhetorically ordained by God to be a light unto the nations, they elect their favourite bozo by divine fiat (leaving aside the fact that he wasn't actually elected to begin with), and he frames whatever he does as an expression of all that collective godly will, private and collective. And anyone who disagrees with the whole setup can be arrested or otherwise marginalised. Easy!Sounds sorta like a Roman Empire, but without the Vestal Virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dJEd Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 the same god who calls for jihad?religion kills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 religion killsAnd redeems. Funniest thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Sounds sorta like a Roman Empire, but without the Vestal Virgins. You're just not looking hard enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Oh, right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Oh, right! aaaaaah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Update: Bush Comments "Not Literal" (BBC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 This sonofabitch is the black sheep of the family. His father is guilty of helping cover up high crimes, if not actually commiting them. His mother is white trash who ended up wealthy through no fault of her own. I'd pity them in normal times. signed lovingly, No fan of W's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaBurnsy Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 The idiot is really crazy, and has taken upon himself to fulfill a profecy made in the Koran;Koran (9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.Just like reading the bible and deciding what parts to take seriously. He probably thinks that he is this fearsome eagle, and that this verse in the Koran is justification enough for his war on "terrorism".It truly scares me that people like that exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 The eagle has risen, according the prophecies of the knights templar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Koran (9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.Sorry, but that quote is a total fabrication. Here is the real passage from the Koran:"[9.11] But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethren in faith; and We make the communications clear for a people who know" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Doesn't mean that Bush is any less of an idiot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Homer: "What about...Matthew...21:17?" Lovejoy: "'So he left them and went out of the city to Bethany and he lodged there'?" Homer: "Yeah!... Think about it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaBurnsy Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Sorry, I was given the quote by my uncle (who is in the armed forces), I did not think his quote would be bogus, and I don't have a copy of the Koran to double check, oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 The idiot is really crazy, and has taken upon himself to fulfill a profecy made in the Koran;Koran (9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace. Just like reading the bible and deciding what parts to take seriously. He probably thinks that he is this fearsome eagle, and that this verse in the Koran is justification enough for his war on "terrorism". It truly scares me that people like that exist. while a totally agree that shrub is a crackpot, i think that the koran quote you quoted was " snoped " as an urban myth. i found a searchable koran site and it claims that the section you quoted is was less interesting [9.11] But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethren in faith; and We make the communications clear for a people who know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Tim, look up ! I wish the stories I find on the internet weren't so evanescent. I just tried doing a search on this guy, who'd made a little splash a while back, and all I found was this: "I have a problem with violence as well, but we also have to be realistic. Peace sometimes just cannot be found and sometimes you have to show your muscle."Capt. Richard Compton, an Army chaplain with the 101st Airborne Division, who distributed Bibles with a human skull and bat wings on the cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Tim, look up !I wish the stories I find on the internet weren't so evanescent. I just tried doing a search on this guy, who'd made a little splash a while back, and all I found was this: "I have a problem with violence as well, but we also have to be realistic. Peace sometimes just cannot be found and sometimes you have to show your muscle."Capt. Richard Compton, an Army chaplain with the 101st Airborne Division, who distributed Bibles with a human skull and bat wings on the cover. he's not all bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Good Christ, that's so disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Good Christ, that's so disturbing. disturbing news brought to you by : if the the idea of defense department having a "news about the war" page doesn't make you squirm, send one gram of whatever drugs you are doing to: happy dude 742 evergreen terrace springfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 I'd like to have hoped that following groups like Concerned Women for America , Family Research Council , Focus on the Family , or The Rutherford Institute for a decade would have thickened my skin a bit, but, no. Blessing and curse sort of thing, I guess . If I'd have known where all that shit was going at the time... meh, never mind. Who'd have thought these idiots would have ever come into so much power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Sorry, I was given the quote by my uncle (who is in the armed forces), I did not think his quote would be bogus, and I don't have a copy of the Koran to double check, oops.Not to slander your uncle or anything, but I would never trust the armed forces as a reliable source on anything, ESPECIALLY on cultural issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Sorry, I was given the quote by my uncle (who is in the armed forces), I did not think his quote would be bogus, and I don't have a copy of the Koran to double check, oops.and sorry back at you...not at all meaning to take a shot at you, i heard this one a while back and it sounds eerily believable.thank jeebus for snopes.com!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Some humans ain't humanSome people ain't kindYou open up their heartsAnd here's what you'll findA few frozen pizzasSome ice cubes with hairA broken PopsicleYou don't want to go thereSome humans ain't humanThough they walk like we doThey live and they breatheJust to turn the old screwThey screw you when you're sleepingThey try to screw you blindSome humans ain't humanSome people ain't kindYou might go to churchAnd sit down in a pewThose humans who ain't humanCould be sittin' right next to youThey talk about your familyThey talk about your clothesWhen they don't know their own assFrom their own elbowsJealousy and stupidityDon't equal harmonyJealousy and stupidityDon't equal harmonyMmmm MmmmMmmm MmmmMmmm MmmmMmmm Mmmm[spoken:]Have you ever noticedWhen you're feeling really goodThere's always a pigeonThat'll come shit on your hoodOr you're feeling your freedomAnd the world's off your backSome cowboy from TexasStarts his own war in IraqSome humans ain't humanSome people ain't kindThey lie through their teethWith their head up their behindYou open up their heartsAnd here's what you'll findSome humans ain't humanSome people ain't kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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