Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 Reports today indicate infighting, possibly related to inbreeding, among the contoversy laden man group, Blue Gassy High [sP]. Sources close to the group confirm gassyness being at the heart of the problem, but that the infamous brothers are seeking medical advice to help nip the problem in the butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 That's why they're a taper's nightmare: you need serious, specially-designed, expensive, windscreens on the mics or the music on the tape is drowned out by all the "pfffttt..." noises... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 I will not deny there have been differences over the creative direction of the project..... ....and that "mini-guitar" freaks me out BIG-TIME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 Alright alright, I can't reveal my sources, but here is a recent snippet to give you an idea as to what's going down: "Dude, we should all learn something from this, and obviously, you arent. I am trying to make you realize how inflated your ego is becoming by phoney news stories, and album sales. You come back, and make fun of my lack of ability. Thats it. I am fuggin outa here. Come on Dave, let's go............................." Not pretty, and don't be surprised if one of the members shows up with a black eye at the next gig. You heard it here first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 [source: MTV Spain Music News] Blue Grassy High's "Oven Cake" Goes Gold in Spain. Locals prepare for the arrival of their heroes. Jubilation planned in the streets of Madrid. Ricky Martin ejected from country ------------------------------------------------------ While choas rages on the home front to sign Blue Grassy High to a fat juicy contract, international sales of "Oven Cake" have been nothing short of biblical. In Spain, "Oven Cake" has sold a record 20 million copies, roughly ten copies per inhabitant, eclipsing the record set by the ambiguous Ricky Martin. To celebrate this triumph, Mr. Martin has been tarred, feathered, and exiled from Spain forever. His current whereabouts are unknown, and frankly, he won't be missed. It is this reporter's opinion that Enrique Inglesias should go to hell as well. J-Lo and Shakira can stay, just not sing. Rodriguez Roger Rodriguez, el presidente of Spain, recently announced that in celebration of Blue Grassy High's highly anticipated arrival and subsequent conquering of Spain, he is commissioning a new national holiday to honour the new rulers. Spaniards will celebrate "El Dia de Azul Céspedy Alto" on January 30th, coinciding with Blue Grassy High's next gig at Cafe Dekcuf the same day *cough*. Blue Grassy High's reclusive frontman Cecil was clearly humbled about this latest development. He was quoted saying "You again?! I thought I told you to stay off my lawn. That's it, I'm calling the cops!" clearly excercising his new-found authority. Recent rumours of Cecil's involvment with Spanish supermodel Bonita, have thus far stayed unsubstantiated. ------------------------------------------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Not Bob Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 I think the reason for BGH's unparalleled popularity in Spain can be found in the familiar saying, "Mi tio es enfermo, pero la carratera es verte", a wise old Chilean proverb which of course tranlates as, "My uncle is sick, but the highway is green." Rob Not Bob NP : Patti Smith - Horses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 Get with the times MarcO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 Farewell sweet heavenly cherub music, it looks as if either bouche or booche has had enough and has cut himself loose of the band. this calls for a bender pholks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 Blue Grassy High........ ..............is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 I cant believe you Hux, honestly........ This, all because I suggested an epic closer. As soon as I get a new band, first tune is dedicated to you: Idiot Wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reba Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 or a blender!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 BREAKING NEWS.............. "From Dallas, Texas, the flash --- apparently official --- Blue Grassy High died at 3:32 p.m. Central Standard Time an hour ago [pause] . . ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 Hhhhmmmm.... a blender bender, eh? anyone up for some daquiris? That oughtta dull the pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 Now that this great "experiment" is over(I told you it wouldn't work from the git-go), can I please have my mandolin back Andre? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 Sure, whatever............ I never learned a 'C' chord anyways Hey VD, we wont be here this weekend, so either you are up the creek without a paddle, or you arent even up the creek. Take your pick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 wok the heck? Is VD coming to canada? Ladies...go get your shots! I hope you're on the road now Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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