Schwa. Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Holy Moly.2-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaggerLee Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Scott: Hello. My name is Ed.Mark: [speaks sing-songy throughout] He's sick of the Swiss.Scott: That's right! I'm sick of their good reputation.Mark: He's realllly sick of the Swiss. Scott: I'm sick of their cheese. I'm sick of their chocolate. And, I'm especially sick of their blocky heroine, Heidi.Mark: He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like `em.Scott: I mean, every other nation in the world has taken their turn being maligned and slandered. But not the Swi-iss!Mark: Icky, yucky, stinky, stupid Switzerland.Scott: Well, that situation is over as of now. *Move* over America; there's a new asshole on the map! I've had it up to here with your skiing heroes! I've had it up to here with your mountains! I've had it up to here with your secret *bank* accounts! From now on, Switzerland, your name is mud.Mark: If you roast `em all in a fondue pot, sure bet ya that they'll complain a lot. Whiny, whiny Switzerland.Scott: Yeah. It's *war* between the Swiss and me. "But, they've never done anything wrong," you say.Both: Ha!Scott: What about the clock?Mark: The clock.Scott: Huh? If they hadn't invented the clock, I'd still be in bed. . .dreaming!Mark: It's time. It's time. [looks at watch] Oh! It's time to hate the Swiss.Scott: Zuricheads! Cuckoo cuckoos! Land locked losers!Mark: Zuricheads. . .Scott: Neutral ninnies! Boring bankers! Chalet pimps!!Mark: Oh yeah, his name is Ed--he'd like to see the Swiss dead! He's sick of the Swiss!Scott: [sticks finger in mouth and gags]Mark: Hey! Got a problem with that Belgium?!Scott: [gives the two-handed equivalent to the finger] Umph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 i dont care...that was a goal...but our boys gotta watch the penalties and the feet in the crease...jeff...long time no talk bro...we gotta get together soon!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 hahahah goddamn I love that skit...I watched it only the other day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 hopefully it'll wake em up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 come up to KW for tiggers b day party next week, karin is thinkin of makin the trip too. fatties at boathouse too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Canada better pull up their socks and get serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Schwa your avatar is confusing me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomouse Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 no kidding... looks more like Floyd after he's spent the holidays eating too much turkey and arguing with family... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 um..... thanks, thanks for that. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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