dimafleck: the living legend. Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 (edited) CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESSYOU HAVE BEEN BESTOWED THE HONOR OF ATTENDING AN EVENT THAT THE NORTH YORK MIRROR DEEMS “PURE SERIOUSâ€AN EVENT SO GRAND, SO POMPOUS and so FULL OF ITSELF, THAT IT’S ALMOST AS GOOD AS BATMAN THE LIVE ACTION TELEVISION SERIES. ZAP! PLOW! THWACK!COME WITNESS THE PAGENTRY, THE MAYHEM, and ABOVE ALL ELSE, THE BLOOD AND TITS.FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, THE JEW TANG CLAN PRESENTS:THE LEGENDARY FRIED DOUGH KID AND HIS DERANGED POSSE OF WASTED LITTLE WEASELS… PERFORMING: WEEN’s CONTEMPORARY ROCK CLASSIC “CHOCOLATE AND CHEESEâ€ALSO INCLUDING:• ONE BLISTERING SET BY THE SUBURBAN ROCK GODS : VANDERPARK!!!• THE THEATRICAL DEBUT OF THE TONY AWARD WINNING CLASSIC , BLOOD AND TITS• THE INFAMOUS LITTLE STEVIE LINDO-PEE• TASTY HOR’S DEUVRES• A MAN SHOOTING HEROIN FROM AN INFECTED NEEDLE NEXT TO A PILE OF DEAD BABIES (EXTRA FEE REQUIRED)• A SPECIAL LIVE ON LOCATION PAINTING BY RENOWNED FRENCH ARTIST “EL DEVEâ€â€¢ INCREDIBLE, BIZARRE AND GROTESQUE ART HAPPENINGS• A RIGHT WINGED AGENDA• … AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! HOSTED BY: LEGENDARY SPORTS BROADCASTERS COLE MACOWITZ AND “SPANKIN’†SPUD JONESTHIS IS AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED - DATE TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON Edited June 9, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 The subject of this post got me VERY excited. The excitement didn't last long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 THIS IS AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED - DATE TO BE ANNOUNCED SOONyou can't possibly be serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 The subject of this post got me VERY excited. The excitement didn't last long. yeah...me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 This post stands on its own more as comedic gold than anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateaux Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Lameness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, THE JEW TANG CLAN PRESENTS:ok, THAT, was funny• ONE BLISTERING SET BY THE SUBURBAN ROCK GODS : VANDERPARK!!!ok, THAT'S, just sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 • A MAN SHOOTING HEROIN FROM AN INFECTED NEEDLE NEXT TO A PILE OF DEAD BABIES (EXTRA FEE REQUIRED) This could be the event of the summer! I'M IN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Hey, something similar to that could be arranged for Canada Day...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 all the caps make me angry...not to mention the content. [color:purple]i bet this is going to amazing, or maybe decent, or well, at least average. I'm sure it'll be passable. I can't wait!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted June 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 don't hate, apprieciate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 (edited) all the caps make me angry...not to mention the content. [color:purple]i bet this is going to amazing, or maybe decent, or well, at least average. I'm sure it'll be passable. I can't wait!!! Seriously. I got all excited, and then I was yelled at. Edited June 9, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I love you Dima. You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted June 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I love you Dima. You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too? i'm not sure what you mean...but i'm going to go ahead and assume you're comming on to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Definition for: comming Communicating using computers, usually via e-mail or real-time text messages.How ironic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I was figuring it was a typo, with an 'o' instead of a 'u'...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 i agree with alexis. "jew-tang clan" slightly redeems the steaming pile of crap that is this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted June 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 hey basher,your website idea is crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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