LJFH Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Funny, but not so funny story, I get home last night from Kingston and really have to pee.....go into the bathroom, soaking wet towels on the floor, hanging everywhere and all the dirty laundry soaking wet in the tub. I call to my son and say, what the F happened in here. He says, Um, I took a massive dump and when I flushed it the toilet clogged and overflowed........for like HALF AN HOUR!! somehow he managed to get it stopped, but not before using every towel in the house and all of our dirty laundry to clean up the water. I spent 45 minutes trying to get it fixed and then had to call the landlord to come and snake out the darn thing. it took him almost an hour to unclog it...and when he was leaving, said to me. "You're boy must eat a lot." I laughed later....but wasn't laughing when I had to pee in the tub. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 ! We lived in a place where the one toilet would routinely - and I mean, almost more often than not - flood. Used to be a great way to start your day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 I had a dream last night that I was sitting on a toilet right on the sidewalk on St. Laurent Blvd right here in Ottawa. It was a beautiful day and people would hand me business cards as they walked by.True dream...anybody analyze it for me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Well, as long as we've got a toilet-humour thread, here's an example by one of the world's pre-eminent metal bands; who have somewhat of a twisted sense of humour as you can imagine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 the meaning is quite obvious to me. you have an urge to shit all over this city for not getting more than 5 people out to see Mike "Flipaswitch" Filipowitsch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Dinghy, you have recently expelled something from your life or you feel the need to. During this process there is obviously something else you are looking for to replace what it is that you have expelled or want to expell. So my best guess is this. You want to knock up your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 What about the people handing him business cards?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 What about the people handing him business cards?He's looking for something new to replace what he has expelled or whatever he plans to expell. Come on. Pay attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 no i think the business cards mean he's thinking about what to name the child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Thank God my days of clogging toilets are over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 How's this for toliet humour, the floating ball mechanism is actually called a BALLCOCK. Now that's toilet humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomouse Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Now here's a thread I can appreciate! It is now proven that the new 'low flush' toilets do not operate as well as their water gobblin' predecessors. DUH huh! The science reads that 6L does not create a deep enough river to carry away your treasures. Best advice from the lab? Hold the handle down and let the tank drain completely for those special times. This adds 2-3L for bouyancy. To add to the old saying ... " Shit floats downhill, payday's Thursday and keep yer fingers out of your mouth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Technically, the term toilet humour should only be applied to that which is written on the interior of a bathroom stall. Speaking of which, I'm taking a dump one night at the PJC after enjoying some of their "fine"(I use that term loosely)cuisine when I notice out of the corner of my eye a phone number I recognize offering a good time that I can't quite put my finger on. So I call said number and not much to my surprise Paisley answers. Anyway, to make a long story short it was the best fuckin' blowjob I've ever had. EVER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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