Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Dinnertime at the Simpsons. Everyone is watching TV, which Homer can't quite do when he's licking his plate clean.Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Be Sharps Funny Foam. Homer says "...if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die." He turns and finds Bart spraying the bottle into his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Larry lets himself in, crowding things a bit in the backseat for Grampa, Lisa and Bart.Marge: Careful of the apple pie on the seat. Abe: Uh-oh!Marge: Grampa, are you sitting on the pie? Abe: I sure hope so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Kang: We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Homer: [writing "939" on his hand] I hate this new area code. Like I don't have enough to remember already. [looks at his other hand, which has "Lenny = white, Carl = black" written on it] Is that right? Don't you miss the old 636 ... [consults hand] ... Carl?Carl: I'm not sure which one's better. The "6" is closer to the "3", so you got convenience there, but the "9" has less to do with Satan, which is a plus in this religious world of ours.Homer: What really burns me up is they didn't give us one word of warning.Carl: What do you mean? They ran those TV commercials about it, and that big radio campaign.Lenny: Don't forget the leaflets they dropped from the Space Shuttle, and the two weeks we all spent at area code camp.Homer: Not a single word of warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Monty Burns – I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 that last one is GOLD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookycanooky Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago Homer: But, Marge! It works on any Ayatollah; Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi...even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmada and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookycanooky Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Homer describes his sugar-selling success to Marge.Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.Homer: Woo hoo! Four-day weekend.(homer only makes $40/day for being a nuclear saftey inspector???) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookycanooky Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Chalmers: Seymour!Skinner: Superintendent; I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?Skinner: Uh, oh, that isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. [rubs stomach] Mmm -- steamed clams.-----Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression. Chalmers: I see.------Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.Chalmers: For steamed hams.Skinner: Yes.Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. [shows Skinner the grill marks]Skinner: Uh ... you know ... one thing I sh-- ... 'scuse me for one second.Chalmers: Of course.------Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped.Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- Good Lord, what is happening in there?Skinner: Aurora Borealis?Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?Skinner: Yes.Chalmers: May I see it?Skinner: Oh, erm... No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsDave Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 AHHH! it's the rapture! Quickly, get Bart out of the house before God comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as "Earwigs, Ew!", and "Man Versus Nature: The Road to Victory". In all the animal kingdom, no mother is more devoted than the blue jay. Valuing her eggs above even her own life, the mother bird regularly fights off such fearsome predators as the badger and the mongoose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 "and now for the final ordeal: the paddling of the swollen ass... with paddles!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookycanooky Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Hey...have you ever noticed that the Crossing the Desert is a lot like the Unblinking Eye? And it's exactly like the Wreck of the Hesperus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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