Booche Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Its not like you are going to read this, you are probably dancing in the basement of some Burger King right now to DJ Ellis along with a bunch of 17 year olds but I want to extend my love to you on this beautiful day. I love your little boy butt. Let me get up in them guts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 suddenly that afternoon you and I spent in a portable trailer off the QEW seems so cheap and shallow.you're both a tease and a whore Booche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 mmmmmm Whopper Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Booche: I'm gonna tell you this one time, Marc fuckin' O, an' I ain't foolin'. What I don't know - all them things that I don't know - could get you killed if I come to know them. I ain't jokin'.MarcO: Yeah well try this one, and I'll say it just once!Booche: Go ahead!MarcO: Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Booche! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that!That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me Booche, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 How romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Hilarious (to Booche anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Wassink Wild Card: You know, I used to wonder how come you never brought any trouts home. You always said you caught plenty, and you know how me and the girls like fish. So one night I got your creel case(ph) open the night before you went on one of your little trips — price tag's still on it after five years— and I tied a note to the end of the line. It said, 'Hello MarcO, Bring some fish home. Love. Laurie.' And then you come back looking all perky and said you caught a bunch of browners and you ate them up. Do you remember? I looked in that case first chance I got, and there was my note still tied there. That rod hadn't touched water in its life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Immediate first thought: Zed's Dead Baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 AWWW....boochey *cue "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Mariah Carey* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I think that you mean Bette Midler. But it is the thought that counts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 bette midler? who the fuck is bette midler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 bette midler? who the fuck is bette midler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hippie Mafia Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Oh great booche is fucking gay too now, i think u might be able to shove a jr whopper in his ass and chomp on it like a monkey. While you guys are at it, you might want to call zero and arrange for a romantic rondavous at some fucked up muesuem somewhere and do gaylord drugs to u go blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 LAWLAloha,Aolha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hippie Mafia Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 1st event at the gaylord carnival is snow angels each participant will be judged on fourm, gayness, how much whopper is showing and when your done all the tuff brutes from quebec get to give u the reach around rainbow no questions asked. After this event is complete Cully's air band will be playing with mini kiss don't miss it. Sleezy smokey sluty nurse should be there sucking cock real good.2nd event is the meat roll..... stay tunes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 thanks booche for making my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I forgot about that gig opening up for Mini Kiss...should be a blast!! I really want to open with Carry On Wayward Son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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