Kanada Kev Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 (edited) Now there's a news headline that has been a long time coming! What a little brown hole he is. Here's the story: http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/jon_lovitz_beats_up_andy_dick.php Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory after Dick made a comment about the murder of Lovitz' SNL friend, Phil Hartman. Apparently last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Lovitz, "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women." Then when the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, Lovitz was expecting an apology for the comment and when he didn't get one he flipped out. Page Six reports: Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole." This one's a no-brainer. Andy Dick is the biggest waste of human life since OJ Simpson and Jon Lovitz is awesome. Plus he was in those Subway commercials. Trying to figure out who to root for in this one is like trying to decide between a cute little kitten playing with a ball of yarn and Hitler. Edited July 17, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 He also made a crack like about Phil that at Pamela Andersons roast if I remember correctly.Go get em Jon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 no one likes to see things end up in fisticuffs! Dick is hilarious in this: President Bush's Speech Writer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 I just lost respect for Jon Lovitz and I'm not an Andy Dick fan by any means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 (edited) as always with these things is tough to really judge when you don't know the people or the situation first hand... the goal of tabloid news sources is to get people excited enough to read the story Edited July 17, 2007 by Guest removed my over-sensationalized speculations because I dunno the real facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 ollie, i had the exact opposite reaction. guess thats how life works. for every person you loose with a choice, you gain one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 ollie, i had the exact opposite reaction.My initial reaction had to do with a distaste for violence in general. And now it comes out that Lovitz isn't so innocent in the affair either. Lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 i heard paris hilton got a manicure the other day and jessica simpson said it looked "like, gross" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 (edited) thank you Davey Boy I needed that Edited July 17, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Manicure forum please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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