Guest Low Roller Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 So there I was in my room, just minding my own business and surfing the web, when out of the corner of my eye I spot something moving on the ground in the corridor... Nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Who invited Ms Sissy Pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 It was coming right at me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Andre! Can you come and get this spider for me?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I can handle spiders no problem, but that thing was fucking gross... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dude, that is a penny perspective. Give me a loonie perspective and we might chat. Actually, you did give me the looney perspective when I think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 did you blow a load on your floor too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Hahahahaha! Oh my God, I am cumming.....uuh....uhh...uuuuuh.....what in the sweet fuck is that??? Dinghy - 1 Roller - 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 went into my friends basement bathroom a while back and she goes "watch out for the spiders."I goes "Pfft. No Problemo."Then this big black hairy thing the size of my palm leaps off the wall at me and keeps leaping at me all the way out into the hall. used the can upstairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Next time I see Low Roller I'm going to go to the dollar store first and buy some fake spiders.Much hilarity will follow.hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 did you blow a load on your floor too?I was just going to ask the same question. I guess I'm not the only sick fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 So this is what regret feels like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateaux Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I'm with you Roller that thing is massive. The stains do leave me wondering as well though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 the 'cumstain' is actually the drops that were left over the glass of water that I chucked over the spider to trap it while I decided whether I should set it free out the window or send it back to hell by flushing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I was thinking the stains were actually caused by the spider. Whether that creeps me out more or less than the other suggested alternative is to be decided...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Now this would freak me out.... It's speeders that get me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogatthestation Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 the 'cumstain' is actually the drops that were left over the glass of water that I chucked over the spider to trap it while I decided whether I should set it free out the window or send it back to hell by flushing it.Given the amount of "water" on the floor and lack of glass in the photo, I'm assuming your reaction was a bit premature there Roller?...oh wait I get it you are talking in methaphors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 That's some serious Starship Trooper shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 It stayed perfectly still for the photo op when I removed the glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I decided whether I should set it free out the window or send it back to hell by flushing it.What did you end up doing with/to it?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 BTW...you eat 8 spiders a year while you sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Now this would freak me out.... It's speeders that get me ohmygawd, ohmygawd, ohmygawd, ohmygawd....((((can't stop shuddering))))))(((yuuuuuuuuuhhhh)) That kicks speeder ass...holy crap!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 What did you end up doing with/to it?Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 What did you end up doing with/to it?Hell.Years from now, when the mutant, water-and-air-breathing spiders, with the glowing eyes, metallic skin, and special powers caused by ingesting industrial waste rise up out of the sewers to both take over the United Kingdom and seek their origins, I'm giving them your number.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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