ike Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 You guys are all fucked.The real reason the band broke up is because the bass player was jealous that the drummer was cheating on him with another bass player. So then I went and cheated on Ricky with another drummer and now we're all fucked. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 now we're all fucked. Literally.That's hot and I'm jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 now we're all fucked. Literally.That's hot and I'm jealous.Have you considered learning how to play a musical instrument and joining a band?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Wassabi got labeled a sex cult some time back but I always knew deep down that the title really belonged to those Diesel Dogs... one look at the band and you know they all must live in dens filled with robes and lotionsif Ricky's drinkin the whiskey in Dover I'll definitely do what I can to come out to witness a few miracles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 i hear ricky neu's back on the cigarettes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elemeno Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 i heard rickys going for the world record of smoking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Chuck Norris' smoking is responsible for Global Warming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 is this an après-ski party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 (edited) Could be, wanna? holla!just called glen eden and they're open 8-4:30 tomorrow...perfect rest up time for some dover diesel. Edited December 7, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 I heard Chuck Norris is responsible for Ricky's smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 holla! i'll be back in the hammer for the ass-end of the steelworkers show... bring your gear and enough beer for a fun weekend! HOLLA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 HOT DIGGIDY, this is shapin' up to be one helluva weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Ricky doesn't smoke, he shares tobacco, it's a spiritual thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 And Chuck Norris is responsible for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 i thought the bass player was responsible for everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 i thought the bass player was responsible for everything?Chuck Norris is the bass player. He also does drums, percussion, guitar and vocals. The other guys are there for eye candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 one look at the band and you know they all must live in dens filled with robes and lotionsHere here.I heard that Ricky got his sticks stuck up Ike - and Ricky was mad that Ike wasn't as good a "receiver" as Roy Williams so he went out and had sex with the Widespread Panic bassist. I've got it from some pretty credible sources so I think it's all true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Chuck Norris is responsible for widespread panic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam stone Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Chuck Norris plays responsibly for widepread bassfest. http://bassfest.wordpress.com/category/bassfest-2005/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Bass players are responsible for everything that goes wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band_Whore Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 I don't know what is gayer, this thread or Ike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Hey Band Whore, you going tonight? If you are can you bring my docs if you still have them? Oh, and bring your dancin shoes too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Weeeeeeee! That was fun, my first DD show in a looooooooooong time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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