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It's a frame where a cross section of a beam would look like this: [ instead of being a full box (which I do not know how to draw on this keyboard). Fully boxed frames are much more resistant to twisting, bending and breaking. Ford also bolts *and* welds the frame cross members in thier truck frames which is how they get the highest payload and best towing capacity.

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I had to post her poem here. Fucking hilarious!!

when I was young

i would masterbate

thinking you

micheal knight

and now that i'm old

and I pole dance for money

i wonder, I really wonder

of the choices I have made

another line

another shot of wiskey

another anal session

for a hundred and fifty

And when my ass is the air

being taken by some fat greezy geezer

I think of sitting in the passenger seat next to you

with the window open

and all that fresh open air

Really tugs on the old heartstrings, eh?

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My favorite place to hang and out chat about my favorite bands is a place called Jambands.ca. It's a little to hippy for me and sometimes I wonder how I can honestly not get upset at the talk of pre-marital sex and drugs. Which are two important topics for me. As I started having pre-martial sex when I was 18 and dabbled with over the counter drugs from about 19 to 23.

I just never seem to fit it. Growing up I developed a fetish for the KITT car from the Knight Rider TV show. The sleek design, the powerful engine and it's sexy campy voice drove me into the weekly plots. I can remember when I was 7, I started taping the shows onto my fisher price tape recorder by holding the mic up to the TV. I would then take it to my room and masturbate while listening to it.

Over the years I have solely dated men with muscle cars. I even dated a married man who had an exact replica of KITT, for 4 years, just to ride in his car and have sex in it. I even used to borrow it and ride the gear shift behind the local corner store.

In 2002, while driving it to pick me up, he was hit and killed by a drunk driver. And more tragically, his car was destroyed. I tried buying it off his wife, but she was a bitter hag and sold it to a junk yard with the condition that the car be crushed.

I will seek revenge on her.

I have spent most of week-ends in the last 2 years going from junk yard to junk yard trying to find that squished wreck. And while wandering around in the wrecks of hummanities forgotten cars, I realised that I should be saving myself for the right man, with the right car who won't die on me. As such I have promised Jesus that I will remain celebate until I find my Michael Knight. And my pictures are my sacrafice to that promise.

Hopefully, you'll enjoy my pictures. I realize that they're not very good, but I think the art is the pain and the longing I have to escape this world and live in a world where cars and people are one.

http://www.terminus1525.ca/blog/3651

Is it fair to say: WTF?

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