shitidiot Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 one day bob is walking down the street and bumbs into a pirate. he noticed that the pirate has a steering wheel down his pants. "Pirate what's up with the steering wheel?" "arrrrrrrrr it's drive'in me nuts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Didja hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated "Arrrrrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes says, "I think not." Descartes disappears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Two peanuts are walking through a forest... One was a salted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldengrooves Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 what do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' Catholic!!! Thanks folks...don't forget to tip your waitress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked the pirate "Where did ya get that peg leg from?" The Pirate responded " We were sailing the seas when a big ol' shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and bit off me leg." Later the Bartender asked "Where did you get that hook then?" The pirate responded "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone." The bartender then asked " Then where did ya get the eye patch from?" The pirate said " In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye." The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?" The pirate responded, "First day with the hook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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