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Sun reporter gets smashed on 1 bottle of wine


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Officer: This test has been given to hundreds of people! No one's ever got better!!

Venus: Let's you and me swap hats.

Officer: You have obviously built up a super-human tolerance to alcohol.

Johnny: Yes, it's true, it was once sort of a hobby.

Johnny: All right fellow babies, that was the Doors, and this is sort of Johnny Fever, kind of Doctor. And after... nine drinks, Venus Flytrap is catatonic, and I myself have personally just seen a giant pig. He is currently painting the walls of our lobby.

Officer: He is obviously drunk, ladies and gentlemen.

Johnny: Yes, he is, and I'm not feeling badly myself.

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