Booche Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 So being a moderator has its privileges after all. Check out this private message between Hal and NewRider. Its been going on for a couple of days and is facking outstanding!NewRider: yo dude, it’s taco tuesday at Fionn Mccolls, that sh!tty irish pub, they have great tacos, let’s get some beers laterHal: no can do amigoNewRider: por que?Hal: got a spa appointmentNewRider: of the happy ending variety? Hal: sort of, yesHal: the appointment is at my houseNewRider: you hired a masseuse? Hal: nopeHal: this is a one-man jobNewRider: haha, sounds like a gentleman’s spa treatmentHal: indeedHal: it goes something like this:Hal: as soon as i get homeHal: I fire up the internetHal: beatoffHal: after soiling myself i head to the bathroomHal: but not before cranking up the tunes on the ol’ hi fiHal:some zz top perhapsHal: tres hombresNewRider: naturallyHal: I take a long and satisfying deuceHal: then — light as a feather and drained of all pesky secksual urges — it’s off to the shower with a beer in hand and a long soak on the horizonHal: voilaHal: a gentleman has recharged his enginesNewRider: god, that sounds awesome. an urban vacation no less. The glow of internetporn is better than those smelly candles and the ZZ top is much more soothing than the Enya they play at the non-gentleman spasHal: exactly. i wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those dens of ill repute. NewRider: you are like a new man, ready to face the challenges of the unemployed non-work week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Chin Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 :laugh: I have no idea if that entire thing is real or is supposed to be in purple font but its damn funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 I know it's not real, but I'll convince myself it is indeed real a la O.J. and his perceived innocence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 im disgusted ... and a little bit arousedGo Habs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 going to the gym-> taking a dump-> jerking off to porn-> long shower is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 I KNEW you read our private messages for your own amusement you sick bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 going to the gym-> taking a dump-> jerking off to porn-> long shower is amazing.Im a pretty amazing guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 this just in- boinkonon is frothing at the seams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 this just in- boinkonon is frothing at the seamsIf it actually was "in" I don't think it's her seams at which she'd be frothing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 this just in- boinkonon is frothing at the seamsIf it actually was "in" I don't think it's her seams at which she'd be frothing....ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 (edited) poor bokonon. Edited May 1, 2008 by Guest spell much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 all in good fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 This thread totally got me hot. Anyone up for giving me some pity sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 How quickly can you get to Nanaimo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Send me a credit card number and i'll be there in seven hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 :laugh: ...seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 I'm just checking my last statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fista Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Sorry to intercept this love-connection, but I thought I should tell you all that the PM interception is not at all fabricated. That is exactly what Hal does every day after work, except he forgot to add the part about how he makes me dress up as Billy Gibbons and wash his back for him. Some nights I have to be Dusty Hill, those are only special times though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Who plays Frank Beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 That would be where I come in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Perfect ending. If I may, thread fini.The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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