Weird Doggie Behaviour II

[Patchoulia]

So, contrary to Sharon's assertion that their dog is the best dog in the world, I'm pretty sure our dog deserves that title. She is the smartest, most obedient, well-trained, loving, hilarious dog in the world!

Except....

Last night she was lying on the bed. She hopped off the bed, and it became apparent immediately that she had PEED on it!! Just lying there and took a whiz!

This is completely out of character!!

She knew she had done something wrong and slunk away and didn't come back for 40 minutes.

Any ideas why this would happen? She had been outside plenty, so it wasn't as though she had to go and didn't get an opportunity. Additionally, when she does have to go, she always lets us know.

I'm worried.

[mattm]

I'd be a tad worried. How old is she? If she does it again I'd probably ask a vet about it. If she's old then she might just be hitting that point in life where stuff like that happens.

Could have been just an accident, though, if she doesn't do it again then it's probably fine.

[Patchoulia]

Yeah, she's only 3 or 4, so I wouldn't think it would be "accident" time yet.

[Basher]

I'm pretty sure she did this once before, no?

[Patchoulia]

I'm pretty sure she did this once before, no?

Many months ago, maybe. I don't even remember when or the circumstances...but I thought it was overnight or when she might have been inside a long time or something...it didn't seem as alarming to me then, anyway. Disturbing, but not so seemingly random.

[Booche]

it didn't seem as alarming to me then

That's because you were drunk!

[bouche]

I think Julia is just blaming the dog.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

I'm guessing the dog has had enough of Basher going on and on about the preseason Bills game and how he's getting free sodas out of the deal

[color:#cccccc](all in good fun, BS)

[Patchoulia]

I think Julia is just blaming the dog.

Please...give me some credit...I almost always remember to put down a tarp or protective liner of some kind when I'm administering golden showers.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

This just in- julia and her dog are embroiled in a 'mark your territory' battle in the boudoir

basher was later heard to tell jaybone that when he dreamed of bitches fighting over him, this wasn't quite what he had in mind

[Patchoulia]

What wasn't immediately revealed was that the fight was over the red squeaky ball...

Basher was unavailable for comment, as he was busy getting fitted for some adult diapers so as to enjoy the pre-season Bills game/96 Cokes without having to leave his seat at the Rogers Centre during the game.

[Gateaux]

Were you guys banging while the dog was on the bed? Maybe the pooch got a behind the scenes look at Basher's starfish and it freaked him out. Horror movie style.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

fortunately he had some left over from julia's last golden shower and thus saved himself $7.56

[Patchoulia]

Ew.

I'm not opening this thread anymore.

If anyone has any constructive suggestions about the dog, please PM me.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

or maybe basher's gotten tired of being the peon and turned his hose on the pooch

[Booche]

Things that are obvious to me in this thread.

Basher likes watersports.

Basher doesnt wash his arse via conventional methods.

Seems to me based on these observations that if you need to buy Basher a gift, you wont

go wrong by getting one of these:

[phishtaper]

i would not get mad at her. i doubt she meant to pee the bed. perhaps she had a seizure, which would likely have resulted in her peeing the bed. although its seems more likely that she may now not want to go outside to pee. it could also be a bladder infection. yes, see your vet.

it sounds like she is having a hard time adjusting to the new house. perhaps new smells, sounds, lights, etc. i'd recommend trying to create an environment that is as similar to your old place as possible. maybe cook some great meals, lay out her toys and bed as they were in the old house. the one thing that you should not do is scold her for doing thois stuff. it's not her fault.