Schwa. Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 ....the National Anthem would be the OLD HNIC theme.....Stay Fit and Have Fun would become the new National motto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 would baseball bump lacrosse as the national sport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 I dunno, Im kinda partial to Chacarrone as the national anthem. Can you imagine Celine Dion singing it a hockey game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 haha, O Chaccarone! is a sweet anthem.instead of war, hockey pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 "Today the new leader of Canada, Hal, dumped $250 Billion into the National Hockey Pool. The government hopes that this goes a long way toward dissuading fears that the Pool itself might not be able to pay out wins, based on the machismo that has caused many to forgo homeloans in order to prove themselves right in the Pool. These "poison" loans are making it tough for the Feds to convince foreign investors to buy into the Pool..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 instead of war, hockey pool. We'd take over the world!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 instead of gum, chew bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 O ChaccaroneYou big fat handsome manYou've got the movesThat are known throughout the landWith made up wordsYou get the chicksAnd dance like no-one elseWhen it comes to sexYou like a lotAnd sometimes even felch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 O ChaccaroneYou big fat handsome manYou've got the movesThat are known throughout the landWith made up wordsYou get the chicksAnd dance like no-one elseWhen it comes to sexYou like a lotAnd sometimes even felch!ChrisLambert keep our landFree of all the wankersO Chaccarone we stand on beavers for theeO Chaccarone we stand on beavers for theeeeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 The price of cheese would be lowered for all to enjoy, not just the aristocrats on wall street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 fuckin' mavericks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 If Hal were Prime Minister, lap dances would be 5 bucks and the quality of each establishment would be no less than Kamastura in Montreal. He would also regulate beer prices at said bars while imposing mandatory Happy Hours from 10-11 every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Hal would officially declare every wednesday as "Humpday." This would involve everyone going home from work at noon for a good old fashioned humpin'. For those of you without a partner, one will be assigned to you from the Megan Fox school of hump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 If Hal were Prime Minister, Old Sam would be available across the nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 And Patron Gold would be the same price as it is in Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Foreign policy: dictated by the magic 8 ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 haha.. this a great thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Foreign policy: dictated by the magic 8 ball.Hal: Magic 8 ball, is Dubya a douche?8 Ball: fuck yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 If Hal were PM the Montreal Canadiens would win their 25th cup during their 100th season, thus uniting an entire nation in a spontaneous street orgy accompanied by Pepsi, Joe Louis, Laurentide and Export A (green pack). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 (edited) If Hal were Prime Minister the water cooler on my floor would be replaced by a keg of Laurentide beer Edited October 15, 2008 by Guest Laurentide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 If Hal were PM the Montreal Canadiens would win their 25th cup during their 100th season, thus uniting an entire nation in a spontaneous street orgy accompanied by Pepsi, Joe Louis, Laurentide and Export A (green pack). free poutine for all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 And Labatt 50!!(seriously good call on the Export A green pack Booche) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 If Hal were PM the Montreal Canadiens would win their 25th cup during their 100th season, thus uniting an entire nation in a spontaneous street orgy accompanied by Pepsi, Joe Louis, Laurentide and Export A (green pack).Does said nation include Leafs fans Torontonians?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 hoho, the Leaves fans will be the ones serving us the Pepsi, Joe Louis, Laurentide and Export A (green pack) with humble expressions on their poor deluded faces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Joe Louis - 69 Wins (55 knockouts, 13 decisions, 1 disqualification), 3 Losses (2 knockouts, 1 decision) Also from wiki: In 1936, a beat writer for the Winnipeg Tribune used Joe Louis's nickname (Brown Bomber) to refer to the Winnipeg Football Club after a game. From that point, the team became known popularly as the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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