If Hal were Prime Minister

[Schwa.]

....the National Anthem would be the OLD HNIC theme.

....Stay Fit and Have Fun would become the new National motto

[Davey Boy 2.0]

would baseball bump lacrosse as the national sport?

[Hal Johnson]

I dunno, Im kinda partial to Chacarrone as the national anthem. Can you imagine Celine Dion singing it a hockey game?

[Schwa.]

haha, O Chaccarone! is a sweet anthem.

instead of war, hockey pool.

[Thorgnor]

"Today the new leader of Canada, Hal, dumped $250 Billion into the National Hockey Pool. The government hopes that this goes a long way toward dissuading fears that the Pool itself might not be able to pay out wins, based on the machismo that has caused many to forgo homeloans in order to prove themselves right in the Pool. These "poison" loans are making it tough for the Feds to convince foreign investors to buy into the Pool..."

[Hal Johnson]

instead of war, hockey pool.

We'd take over the world!!

[Schwa.]

instead of gum, chew bacon!

[Davey Boy 2.0]

O Chaccarone

You big fat handsome man

You've got the moves

That are known throughout the land

With made up words

You get the chicks

And dance like no-one else

When it comes to sex

You like a lot

And sometimes even felch!

[Schwa.]

O Chaccarone

You big fat handsome man

You've got the moves

That are known throughout the land

With made up words

You get the chicks

And dance like no-one else

When it comes to sex

You like a lot

And sometimes even felch!

ChrisLambert keep our land

Free of all the wankers

O Chaccarone we stand on beavers for thee

O Chaccarone we stand on beavers for theeeeeee.

[Hal Johnson]

The price of cheese would be lowered for all to enjoy, not just the aristocrats on wall street.

[Schwa.]

fuckin' mavericks.

[Booche]

If Hal were Prime Minister, lap dances would be 5 bucks and the quality of each establishment would be no less than Kamastura in Montreal. He would also regulate beer prices at said bars while imposing mandatory Happy Hours from 10-11 every night.

[Schwa.]

Hal would officially declare every wednesday as "Humpday." This would involve everyone going home from work at noon for a good old fashioned humpin'. For those of you without a partner, one will be assigned to you from the Megan Fox school of hump.

[Booche]

If Hal were Prime Minister, Old Sam would be available across the nation.

[Thorgnor]

And Patron Gold would be the same price as it is in Mexico.

[Hal Johnson]

Foreign policy: dictated by the magic 8 ball.

[NewRider]

haha.. this a great thread!

[Schwa.]

Foreign policy: dictated by the magic 8 ball.

Hal: Magic 8 ball, is Dubya a douche?

8 Ball: fuck yeah.

[Booche]

If Hal were PM the Montreal Canadiens would win their 25th cup during their 100th season, thus uniting an entire nation in a spontaneous street orgy accompanied by Pepsi, Joe Louis, Laurentide and Export A (green pack).

[Davey Boy 2.0]

If Hal were Prime Minister the water cooler on my floor would be replaced by a keg of Laurentide beer

Edited October 15, 2008 by Guest
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[Davey Boy 2.0]

If Hal were PM the Montreal Canadiens would win their 25th cup during their 100th season, thus uniting an entire nation in a spontaneous street orgy accompanied by Pepsi, Joe Louis, Laurentide and Export A (green pack).

free poutine for all!

[Hal Johnson]

And Labatt 50!!

(seriously good call on the Export A green pack Booche)

[bradm]

If Hal were PM the Montreal Canadiens would win their 25th cup during their 100th season, thus uniting an entire nation in a spontaneous street orgy accompanied by Pepsi, Joe Louis, Laurentide and Export A (green pack).

Does said nation include Leafs fans Torontonians?

Aloha,

Brad

[Davey Boy 2.0]

hoho, the Leaves fans will be the ones serving us the Pepsi, Joe Louis, Laurentide and Export A (green pack) with humble expressions on their poor deluded faces

[questcequecest?]

Joe Louis - 69 Wins (55 knockouts, 13 decisions, 1 disqualification), 3 Losses (2 knockouts, 1 decision)

Also from wiki: In 1936, a beat writer for the Winnipeg Tribune used Joe Louis's nickname (Brown Bomber) to refer to the Winnipeg Football Club after a game. From that point, the team became known popularly as the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.