Tissue Man Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Fuck you ottawa, you bandwagon jumping, fariweather lame-ass, getting outcheered in your own barn shitty fans. For the first time since Atlanta I am finally playing with some top line material. I carried your pathetic excuse of a team to the cup finals but i can only do so much so I took that moron Melnyks money and ran. I laughed so hard the day I signed that contract knowing I was going to be out of shitottawa in a year. I needed to up my profile for the Olympic team so I went to a real hockey town to play with some real talent. THE HEAT IS ON BITCHES!!!!!!!! Dany Heatley SJ 25gp 18g 10a 28pts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 You're a dead man Heatley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Heatley is the greatest Sen... EVER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 San Jose=Real Hockey Town...and I used to believe everything on the Internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ULTIMATE WARRIOR Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH! PHilly blow rocks!! The only snow in Ottawa is of the meteorological variety! FUCK OTTAWA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Bumping this thread for amusement value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tissue Man Posted November 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Heatley is the greatest Sen... EVER!!!This guy knows what hes talking about. send me you address and i'll hook you up with a signed Dominant Dany Heatley book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tissue Man Posted November 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 San Jose=Real Hockey Town...and I used to believe everything on the InternetsYou ever been to the shark tank boy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tissue Man Posted November 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Razor, good to see you buddy. We ran that team, you know it, i know it and that chicken swede alfie knows it. come on down to San Jose for a little vacation. we can hit the bars and pick up some real women, not the hairy bushed sasquatches from ottanot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Be careful you guys....this guy'll send you back to Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ULTIMATE WARRIOR Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Heater!!! You were tha man up in this bitch, good call getting the hell out.The only fun I ever had in Ottawa was ramming that old geezer with my Hummer on the Queensway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 The only fun I ever had in Ottawa was ramming that old geezer with my Hummer There's a Freudian slip if I have ever seen one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 This is what it sounds like, when doves cry:Jason Spezza 19 GP1 Goal12 AssistsI wonder if he misses Heater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ULTIMATE WARRIOR Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 The only fun I ever had in Ottawa was ramming that old geezer with my Hummer There's a Freudian slip if I have ever seen one. I already said that coke was hard to score in Kanatafar. Extreme times call for extreme measures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yashin Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 I glad I got out of Ottawa stinkhole to. You not pay me enough to come back to join your mess and leave all this retirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Just waiting to hear from Daigle now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 (edited) Alexandre The Great quoted when he was drafted in 1993, “I am glad I got drafted first, because no one remembers number two!†"I don't know why Alfie still wants to stay there. Sweden is fucking awesome." The number two pick in the 1993 draft…..Chris Pronger. Edited November 25, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 This is what it sounds like, when doves cry:Jason Spezza 19 GP1 Goal12 AssistsI wonder if he misses Heater. yet Ottawa is still leading the division. Poor booche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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