mister slippery Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 For no good reason, I'm wondering what the better insult is to really get under someone's skin.1. I just had sex with your dog.2. I just ate your dog.I don't know why this is in my head, but I figured you could give me some idea.No, I haven't been banging, or eating, dogs.Sorry about this. :content: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 I don't think either of those are insulting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 3. John Terry just had sex with your dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 I'd be pretty pissed if you did either, but as far as insults go, both are weak sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 I'd be pretty impressed with either statement. My dog has been dead for 2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skelter Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 I'd like to review the video footage first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 I just spaced docked your dog– at least she barks less than your Mumstill weak but it's moving in the right direction i think/hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 if you ate or fucked my dog i would never invite you over again. now, if my dog fucked you, well hey, i'd watch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 I just fucked and then ate your dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Which of these is the most offensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 A simple "I hate your fucking dog" is probably more offensive than either of your original statements and doesn't insinuate that you're some sort of cannibal who is into bestiality. However if you truly wish to express your contempt for the owner of the dog by degrading yourself and the dog, then something offensive could be said along the lines of "I just donkey punched your dog, and the bitch yelped with pleasure". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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