Freeker Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 I'm hoping some of the musicians on the board can give me an idea of what to get my co-worker for her secret santa gift?She's a performing musician, so I'm thinking of trying to find her a gift along those lines. She's in a country duo, plays small bars and clubs, she's a singer. Price limited is $5- $10 Any ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 2 shots of whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 2 shots of whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 2 shots of whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 half a pack of smokes, some ketchup packets, a poster of Burt Reynolds and a belt buckle that reads "Touch of Class"or 2 shots of whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Get her some herbal teas that are good for singers, they come in handy during the winter:Slippery Elm Throat Coat Herbal TeaSinger's Saving Grace Throat SprayOr a good capo is always in need, even if she has one- someone always loses or forgets their own: G 7th Capo Finally, you cannot have enough picks in your case. Get an Altoids tin or something similar and load it up with a variety of picks.Or four shots of whiskey. I think you can get a half a fifth of the stuff for about $7 and that size bottle can easily be snuck into a gig in a guitar case..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Slippery Elm Throat Coat Herbal Tea I didn't realise that was for singers :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted December 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 So many helpful responses, I don't know where to begin.Whiskey it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Get them a CD with no vocals ... tell them to improvise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted December 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Anyone know where I can find either of these products?Slippery Elm Throat Coat Herbal TeaSinger's Saving Grace Throat Spray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Write her some country song. G - C - DEm bridgeTitle: Why Am I Always Hungover When I Wake Up Beside You?(you'll have to do the rest or buy me 2 shots of whiskey if you want it done) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Whoa whoa whoa, we're going to need a Rule 1 if ^that's the road you're going to travel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Trev already has a sweet title for a country song that came about as a part of an unannounced apartment viewing back in October:Half Dressed and Fully Hungover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 If that's the case then the framework has been provided for the perfect gift. I expect a blowjob or money, these ideas aint cheap.::comes up with another country song:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Here's maybe a startFirst impressions really stickand I don't wanna be a dickBut if you want to see this placeJust remember this boozey faceAnd don't mind my dirty gitchBut some of us slept in a ditchand I left my pants behindand I left my pants behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 "and I left my pants behind "Change that last line (but keep the first "and I left my pants behind") to:'cause I wanna get in your behindActually, you should probably change the title to SIIYB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 copy room shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted December 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 She's actually the only "slam piece" in the office, full blown cougar but doable. I'll sing her a medley of your tunes while she opens her giftAs for her music - Imagine new country hits sung by a woman who does at least a dozen costume changes during the show, has a full pre recorded band backing her and ususally plays places like Montana's Steakhouse and then you're starting to get an idea of what her act is like.Thanks for the suggestion Sean, I grabbed both of those things. The lady at the health food store told me the spray was a favorite of a local professional auctioneer, so I took that as a good sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 When she opens the throat spray give her a wink and start thrusting in her general direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 When she opens the throat spray give her a wink and start thrusting in her general direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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