Office Secret Santa Ideas?

[Freeker]

I'm hoping some of the musicians on the board can give me an idea of what to get my co-worker for her secret santa gift?

She's a performing musician, so I'm thinking of trying to find her a gift along those lines. She's in a country duo, plays small bars and clubs, she's a singer. Price limited is $5- $10

Any ideas?

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2 shots of whiskey

[NewRider]

2 shots of whiskey

[Ms Zimmy]

2 shots of whiskey

[Davey Boy 2.0]

half a pack of smokes, some ketchup packets, a poster of Burt Reynolds and a belt buckle that reads "Touch of Class"

or 2 shots of whiskey

[Northern Wish]

Get her some herbal teas that are good for singers, they come in handy during the winter:

Slippery Elm Throat Coat Herbal Tea

Singer's Saving Grace Throat Spray

Or a good capo is always in need, even if she has one- someone always loses or forgets their own:

G 7th Capo

Finally, you cannot have enough picks in your case. Get an Altoids tin or something similar and load it up with a variety of picks.

Or four shots of whiskey. I think you can get a half a fifth of the stuff for about $7 and that size bottle can easily be snuck into a gig in a guitar case.....

[Davey Boy 2.0]

Slippery Elm Throat Coat Herbal Tea

I didn't realise that was for singers

:chug:

[Freeker]

So many helpful responses, I don't know where to begin.

Whiskey it is!!

[Kanada Kev]

Get them a CD with no vocals ... tell them to improvise

[Freeker]

Anyone know where I can find either of these products?

Slippery Elm Throat Coat Herbal Tea

Singer's Saving Grace Throat Spray

[Booche]

Write her some country song.

G - C - D

Em bridge

Title: Why Am I Always Hungover When I Wake Up Beside You?

(you'll have to do the rest or buy me 2 shots of whiskey if you want it done)

[Davey Boy 2.0]

Whoa whoa whoa, we're going to need a Rule 1 if ^that's the road you're going to travel

[Northern Wish]

Trev already has a sweet title for a country song that came about as a part of an unannounced apartment viewing back in October:

Half Dressed and Fully Hungover

[Booche]

If that's the case then the framework has been provided for the perfect gift. I expect a blowjob or money, these ideas aint cheap.

::comes up with another country song::

[Davey Boy 2.0]

Here's maybe a start

First impressions really stick

and I don't wanna be a dick

But if you want to see this place

Just remember this boozey face

And don't mind my dirty gitch

But some of us slept in a ditch

and I left my pants behind

and I left my pants behind

[Booche]

"and I left my pants behind "

Change that last line (but keep the first "and I left my pants behind") to:

'cause I wanna get in your behind

Actually, you should probably change the title to SIIYB

[phishtaper]

copy room shag.

[Freeker]

She's actually the only "slam piece" in the office, full blown cougar but doable. I'll sing her a medley of your tunes while she opens her gift

As for her music - Imagine new country hits sung by a woman who does at least a dozen costume changes during the show, has a full pre recorded band backing her and ususally plays places like Montana's Steakhouse and then you're starting to get an idea of what her act is like.

Thanks for the suggestion Sean, I grabbed both of those things. The lady at the health food store told me the spray was a favorite of a local professional auctioneer, so I took that as a good sign.

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When she opens the throat spray give her a wink and start thrusting in her general direction.

[phorbesie]

When she opens the throat spray give her a wink and start thrusting in her general direction.