PhishyK Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 I say NOT (emphatically) Before my last job interview, my hair was really messy, so I went into a washroom to tidy it up. But the plumbing wasn't working right, so I couldn't get water out of the taps. My only solution was to urinate in my hands and use that to do my hair. I got the job. ...and again, NOT this one time we were drinking at a friends house and he was all like i'm sick i need some contact solution for my contacts adn we were like ok partner, all drunk and stuff and said we could hlep him , we switched the solution with mr clean and had a good laugh, the next day he woke up and he's permanently blind. This one's probably true though I go to bed at 11pm, set my alarm for 1am and then wake up and say good night to all my friends that have instant messenger. I don't want anyone to think I am a loser because I go to bed so early. What a loser though! (snicker) I love grouphug.us so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted March 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 Oh man, this one's effing precious AND has relevance on this message board too!! I did an evil thing. In September of 2002 I got drunk and slept with this girl I would have never hooked up with had I been sober. A few months later around April of 2003 I get a call from her and she tells me that she is pregnant. At first I got real worried but then I realized it was only once, I used protection and this girl really gets around. I consoled her and told her I would be there to help in any way I could. At the time I was bs'ing her but then an evil plot hatched in my mind. My favorite band Phish was set to start touring in July (now it was late May) and I had a tickets to see a few shows. I really wanted to go on a whole tour like I used to do in college but now I had a real job making such getaways tough. I work for a large corporation with great benefits. I saw my way to exploit the system. The company I work for gives an extra week of vacation time and $500 to newleyweds and two weeks vacation and check of $1000 to parents of newborns. I realized if I married this girl and admitted to being the father of this child I could possibly get enough time off work to go on tour and a nice check to help finance it. By the first week of June we were at the courthouse for a shotgun wedding, the baby was born on June 15th and by July 1st I had three extra weeks of unused vacation time and a check for $500 and $1000. The Phish tour started on July 7th, by the 5th I was on the road to Phoenix. I up and left her without saying a word and did not return home until August 5th two days after the tour ended. Needless to say she was an emotional wreck. I however had one more ace up my sleeve...I demanded a paternity test pronto. Sure enough the test came back clearing me of my obligation to her and the child and I had seen most every show on the tour! I felt bad for a while but she should have never rushed into marriage without knowing who the real father was and I was able to have the divorce complete by the time I went to Miami this past December for Phish's new years run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay sanislo Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 what some people will do.........wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 Not that I would ever do that, but what a clever way to finance a tour... Especially if you were 100% positive that the kid wasn't yours... I'll probably catch some flack for saying this, but oh well. I'm sure if the situation were somehow reversed, and a girl fucked a guy over in the same fashion, I'd say the same thing. True or not, I think it's pretty smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 Anybody that callous deserves the Karma that they are brewing for themselves. Too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 have to agree with Sugar Megs on that one... I love going to shows as much as anyone out there, but I don't think taking advantage of another person is one of the ways to do it... I don't enjoy shows when I have a guilty conscience. It doesn't fit the scene in my opinion, you give and take, give and take... not take, take, take, and yes... and I think it is more caniving, than brilliant... I have no respect for anyone that pulls that kind of shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 quote:Originally posted by Super Freak: Anybody that callous deserves the Karma that they are brewing for themselves. Too much. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 *giggle* more gems: "One time i stole a pencil from a vegetarian and used it to write an anti-vegetarian song. I felt really good about it. In fact, i still do." "I have a fear of goggles.. they're everywhere" "I sometimes sip Windex when I'm bored." this one is kinda freaky, but the writing style has kind of a jack handy flave: "Whenever I play with my parents' dogs, I get a boner. This also happened when I played with my dogs growing up. Any kind of dogs, really. I have no idea why. I have never had any desire to have sex with a dog. In fact I think it's sick. They're just so damn cute and adorable and loving and eager to see you, it just makes certain neurons fire in my brain and I get wood in seconds flat. I might be disturbed by this, except that when it comes up (figuratively and literally) I'm not thinking about my woody, because I'm too busy playing with a dog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 What, and making a guy support a child that's not his is a positive thing? Talk about a lack of respect... Karma came around and bit someone in the ass alright... Too bad people can't focus on the fact that SHE fucked HIM over first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 I have to agree with SugarMegs on not responding to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 You tell'em Del-Head.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 I don't see how she fucked him over at all. He asked her to marry him and she said yes. If I proposed to a girl who was pregnant I would be expected to care for the kid whether or not he/she was mine. I imagine that that story is a bunch of shit anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 and someone finally mentions the kid...go Phred! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 What can I say, I am a parent and that does something to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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