h Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 If you had unlimited funds for one day what would you do? submitted by Ms. Hux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 I'd be checking out jambase.com! Renting an RV and going on a road trip to wherever the best show is playing!For example, today I would perhaps go to NYC to see Prince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 Unlimited funds?! Have a huge wasteful party for everyone I know.. in barbados. giant BUDS hanging from the walls-for the smoking, young nubile maidens/and studs offering massage, sugar-bowls full of coke, monkeys dancing and singing, live music by an allstar band featuring everyone i can think of-dead or alive, 100lb lobsters cooked to your specifications- runny or stiff- your choice. rare roast beast, rum punch, bear fighting contests, midget circuses, freakshows, porn stars. of course, before all this i would deliver billions to cancer research, unicef, the red cross and every other good cause i could think of . good one mx hux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 i change my answer to GM's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treyter Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 i think i just wrote down george bush's agenda...minus the drugs and good stufff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 I would get everybody I know to sign up for a "secret" party.the party would consist of your choice of buzz material, and then we'd all go for a trip up into space. It's only about a million/person for a ride up into zero-G.Oh ya, and Phish would be invited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 The first decree... To legalize Marijuana.The tyranny and the bullshit have gone on for too long. You old fucking tribs who have blocked it's legalization.... YOU'RE BANISHED FROM THE LAND! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 Id have a tequila party at the nero mansion! uh maybe not..... Im with Bouche and GM, combine most of GMs concepts with the space station (i could see some problems getting bears into the space station.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonberry Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 Hmmm... Lots of money, eh?I'd probably sponser myself a band and go out to try and destroy any competition that lay in my wake (I'd want to be in it, but I'm a talentless hack, musically... I can sorta sing... but... this isn't about me!)Anyway, I'd name my band the Winston Zedmore Feng Shui Connection, and we'd rock out loud. Of course, a la all the great pop bands, the hype would be our main machine, but with my crazy funds, I'd be able to buy more publicity than one could ever imagine. From there, it'd be a sweet 7 year haul until our guitarist found out he was greater than Jesus and married someone even more messed up than himself, and they'd make a 10 hour movie called 'erection' about a building being put up in fast motion.Anyway, when the band broke up, I'd probably move to India and get involved in Baaliwood. That's the shit... Then I'd just fade into obscurity.If I hadn't already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybone Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 Tonberry, that sounds like some Cheesecake wannabe shit to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybone Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 and i'm liking stapes' suggestion as well...yall wouldn't beleive the shit i'm goin through! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 I just thought of something else...I'd pay to see Britney and Shakira go toe to toe...Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 Hire a legion of hit-men to knock-off my least favourite personalities: Mickey Hart; Jeff Martin from The Tea Party; Edwin; Nelly Furtado; Gwen Steffani; Raine from Our Lady Peace; Toronto newspaper hockey writers; Air Farce ( they used to be good on radio ); Ottawa Senators' sweethearts - there are at least 7 of these guys; Boy bands ( of course ). I won't go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 Long live Cheesecake and GO SENS GO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonberry Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 The difference between the WZFSC and Cheesecake is that WZFSC would succeed.I used to love `em so much, but now they're gone... GONE.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 I'd pay my lawyer. Then, I'm good with that hammock idea.I'd buy my sister a house, just because she deserves one. Then I'd buy my other sister a house, just so she wouldn't whine about me giving one to our other sister. I guess I'd buy myself a house, but I'd want to rent someone to clean it.My house would have a Jacuzzi for when it's too cold for the hammock. Scratch that; keep the tub, move the house to Aruba.A large investment in sunscreen would be prudent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 I'd buy my son a train. He already has too many toys as it is, and I've run out of room for them. See the house idea, above.Big breasts? Nah, I already divorced a pair of useless boobs.Let's see ... I'd buy my grandfather a black hole, so he can stop building that one in the basement. I'd get my grandmother a jet ski. And a Centurian tank. I think she'd like that, but only if I got her a place to park it once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 My mother? I'd buy her a life.My father? He doesn't really need anything, except for cancer therapy. If I could buy that, I would.I'd buy Bradm a distillery in Scotland.The last big thing on the list is an elite squad of mercenaries, but I'm not telling you who that would be for. I don't rat on anyone that can peel bananas with his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 Sorry about the multiple postings. Something in our network wouldn't let me post the whole thing at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted April 10, 2002 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 i'd have another child, cuz then i could afford one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treyter Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 Private party at the Hard-Rock in Vegas with Phish playing. More yayo than u could get into ya, and more pro's than the PGA. Lots of other little suprises, but u get the gist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 Game Over! After all that fun though I would purchase a professional sports franchise...Maybe the Leafs and move them to Europe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 I would purchase homes for my family, a few plane tickets to exotic places and a set of boobs. Then I would hand the rest over to GM 'cause apparently he understands just what is is that I would like to accomplish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 Did someone say tits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted April 10, 2002 Report Share Posted April 10, 2002 I would try an acquire more funds using my unlimited supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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