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Picture yourself in a boat on Vistula,

With tarragon trees and mayonaise skies

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,

A girl with the kal-ba-sa eyes.

Cellophane wrapping in yellow and green,

Towering over your head.

Look for the girl with the spuds in her eyes,

And she’s gone.

Ludka in the sky with diamonds.

Ludka in the sky with diamonds.

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Q: What do you get when you spike a Polish woman's potato Salad with Acid?

A: A foreign lady who is so giggly one second and so spacey and philosophical the next that she doesn't get any of the chores done but doesn't care because she loves trippin balls more than anything in the world. She thinks it's just rotten mayo that made her awesome and two days later she leaves some mayo out on the counter so it will goebad... no acid in it of course and she just gets sick from bad mayo. Poor lady. :( She gets better though and describes to a friend what happened to her with the trippin and he tells her that it sounds like a case of the little ol' acid-in-the-potato-salad prank and stale mayo would make her sick even if it had a bunch of acid mixed in.

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Picture yourself in a boat on Vistula,

With tarragon trees and mayonaise skies

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,

A girl with the kal-ba-sa eyes.

Cellophane wrapping in yellow and green,

Towering over your head.

Look for the girl with the spuds in her eyes,

And she’s gone.

Ludka in the sky with diamonds.

Ludka in the sky with diamonds.

As if nobody is calling this the automatic winner... I kinda spit out my beer reading that... I used to work with a crazy Polish woman, and I was thinking of her...

Nice work Scottie.... ::

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