AdamH Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 Thanks MarcO, you've truly inspired me today: Q: What do you get when you spike a Polish woman's potato Salad with Acid? A: (Insert Witty Punchline here) Winner gets a Good Morning Burger Omelette! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 Booche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 A high turnout at the poles!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 A cranky old fugger that says "Dont laugh. Your neeeeeext....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 a polish sausage picnic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 Grateful Perogies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 polanatoladid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 i would hope, if i stuck around, that i would get some super heady potato salad, with the company of a super heady polish woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Picture yourself in a boat on Vistula, With tarragon trees and mayonaise skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with the kal-ba-sa eyes. Cellophane wrapping in yellow and green, Towering over your head. Look for the girl with the spuds in her eyes, And she’s gone. Ludka in the sky with diamonds. Ludka in the sky with diamonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 a giggly sketch bag who won't go away. (just ask my friends. :: )or me talking about how the simpsons is a metaphor for a well rounded personality.either way i will make you laugh so i highly reccomend it. btw, i'm vegan so i prefer "nayonnaise". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Q: What do you get when you spike a Polish woman's potato Salad with Acid? A: A foreign lady who is so giggly one second and so spacey and philosophical the next that she doesn't get any of the chores done but doesn't care because she loves trippin balls more than anything in the world. She thinks it's just rotten mayo that made her awesome and two days later she leaves some mayo out on the counter so it will goebad... no acid in it of course and she just gets sick from bad mayo. Poor lady. She gets better though and describes to a friend what happened to her with the trippin and he tells her that it sounds like a case of the little ol' acid-in-the-potato-salad prank and stale mayo would make her sick even if it had a bunch of acid mixed in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Picture yourself in a boat on Vistula, With tarragon trees and mayonaise skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with the kal-ba-sa eyes. Cellophane wrapping in yellow and green, Towering over your head. Look for the girl with the spuds in her eyes, And she’s gone. Ludka in the sky with diamonds. Ludka in the sky with diamonds. As if nobody is calling this the automatic winner... I kinda spit out my beer reading that... I used to work with a crazy Polish woman, and I was thinking of her... Nice work Scottie.... :: AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted November 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Scottieking - Winner by a landslide for making me spew my coffee! First, I take'a de burger an' chop it so fine! Since your prize is'a so special, I scramble 12 eggs for yu: Anda 'den you eat de sensual omelette: Oh geez. I make special prize too special for you: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Thank-you, thank-you everyone. The challenge haunted me so until there she was, the answer so clear. I'm not sure how this fits into my new diet, but it doesn't look like I'll be holding it long anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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