guigsy Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 straight from Snuppy University... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 hehe, woo suk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 hehe, woo suk!You beat me, bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Wowzers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Who's got my heady Lazlo dna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Wilsons new nickname is officially Snuppy.His DNA is up for sale and worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Who's got my heady Lazlo dna?It's in some tupperware in my freezer behind the Eggos. You can have all 4 L on one condition. That condition is that you use my DNA to create a great army with which to conquer the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 okay, some may consider this an 'over share' and those easily grossed out are advised to stop reading NOW.......I seriously have a 4 year old placenta in my freezer. And it occurs to me, that as we're moving at the end of the month, I can ignore this fact no longer!the background: Leona Mae was a home birth, and in some weird by-law oversight, midwives are not licensed to carry "bio-medical waste" which is what a placenta is, I guess. She also assumed we might want to "do" something with it, so instructed Dave to get a tupperware container of some sort for it. He found one, with the lid indelibly marked "spagetti sauce" and that's what it was put in. the freezer was (supposed to be) a stop-gap solution until we figured out what the hell to do with it. (burying wasn't an option -- not enough green space where we are). But the stupidly hilarious thing is how friggen often the "spagetti sauce" lid fooled us!!!"oh, there's spagetti sauce in here, you want that for dinner, hon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 ...gross, but dave allen's story about forgetting the frozen placenta in the freezer when he moved and having to send his dad to get it still gets me.throw it in a cooler with a block of ice & bury it at your new home...would be a very symbolic (but somewhat slightly gross) way of claiming your new place as your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 okay, some may consider this an 'over share' and those easily grossed out are advised to stop reading NOW.......I seriously have a 4 year old placenta in my freezer. And it occurs to me, that as we're moving at the end of the month, I can ignore this fact no longer!the background: Leona Mae was a home birth, and in some weird by-law oversight, midwives are not licensed to carry "bio-medical waste" which is what a placenta is, I guess. She also assumed we might want to "do" something with it, so instructed Dave to get a tupperware container of some sort for it. He found one, with the lid indelibly marked "spagetti sauce" and that's what it was put in. the freezer was (supposed to be) a stop-gap solution until we figured out what the hell to do with it. (burying wasn't an option -- not enough green space where we are). But the stupidly hilarious thing is how friggen often the "spagetti sauce" lid fooled us!!!"oh, there's spagetti sauce in here, you want that for dinner, hon?"Please, please, please, please, please let me do creepy things to your placenta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Deb, next time I see you, remind me to tell you the story of the margarine with the X on it vs. the margarine without the X on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 NO, you must tell it publicly, and you must tell it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 NO, you must tell it publicly, and you must tell it now!Listen, Bossy Boots, keep up that attitude and NOBODY'S going to hear the story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 I seriously have a 4 year old placenta in my freezer. And it occurs to me, that as we're moving at the end of the month, I can ignore this fact no longer!eBay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 No kidding!!! Imagine what that could go for!I'm rich Beeeeotch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 I also think you could reasonably charge quite a lot for "shipping and handling" ... well, at least the "handling" part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 I'm frightened by your suggestion, though of course curious as to what it might actually fetch. However, I'm quite sure it would be illegal to sell it, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 I can't tell you exactly which laws, but I am certain it's contrary to several, if not many. (The scariest thing about this whole discussion, is that we all know that some sicko really would bid on it; probably only being concerned that it's the real deal; so that he's not ripped off.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 I bid a buck to start things off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 There's the "sicko" I speak of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Impecable timing, as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 What, no more bids? Imagine what you could do with a bowl labeled spaghetti sauce filled with gelatinous Deb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 entrance fee to the bidding was a grand, buddy! read your PTs and follow all instructions exactly or you'll be disqualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted August 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 nothin' beats good ole fashioned placenta sale humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 yes, I'm drawing on that 1989 manual, hoping none of you have heard this material before...but hey, it never really gets old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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