Gr8FuL Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 http://www.factgenerator.org/index.phpmaybe i'm just simple but this has kept me amused for a whilehere's a few:jerry garcia's dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yoursTrey ' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr8FuL Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from jerry garcia, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afro poppa Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 ari once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Noah was the only man notified before booche relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Vin Diesel crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookycanooky Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Divide rubberdinghy by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass motherfucker that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookycanooky Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 The square root of afro poppa is pain. Do not try to square afro poppa, the result is death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Esau is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 In a recent survey it was discovered the 94 of American women lost their virginity to Your Mother. The other 6 were incredibly fat or ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Booche once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Booche ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol'Hickster Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Fact: Ol Hickster doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. hahhahahaJaydawg makes Mr. Incredble look like Mr. Sheen. Bokonon doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough LJFH to go around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Fact: questcequecest? does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows questcequecest?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Kenny G is allowed to live because Ryan Adams doesn't kill women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 In honor of DaveyBoy, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "DaveyBoy-ized". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 dare to dream pholks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 (edited) Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Hal Johnson bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.It is scientifically impossible for Hal Johnson to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself. Edited November 14, 2007 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr8FuL Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Kenny G is allowed to live because Ryan Adams doesn't kill women.AHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 -Alabama Man uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper. -Alabama Man never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Love does not hurt. Scwha. does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Hal Johnson can slam revolving doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 In fine print at the back of The Guinness Book of World Records, it states, "All World Records are held to Del, and those listed in this book are the cloest anyone else has ever got." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 I think ^ that one might actually be partially true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 The "Star Wars" saga was actually based on Alabama Man's weekend in Las Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask bradm for help.bradm once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.Aloha,Brad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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