Hilarious time waster.....

[Gr8FuL]

http://www.factgenerator.org/index.php

maybe i'm just simple but this has kept me amused for a while

here's a few:

jerry garcia's dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours

Trey ' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

[Gr8FuL]

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from jerry garcia, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

[afro poppa]

ari once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

[rubberdinghy]

Noah was the only man notified before booche relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

[rubberdinghy]

Vin Diesel crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

[kookycanooky]

Divide rubberdinghy by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass motherfucker that is.

[kookycanooky]

The square root of afro poppa is pain. Do not try to square afro poppa, the result is death.

[Esau.]

Esau is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

[Hartamophone]

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94 of American women lost their virginity to Your Mother. The other 6 were incredibly fat or ugly.

[LJFH]

Booche once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Booche ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[Ol'Hickster]

Fact: Ol Hickster doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. hahhahaha

Jaydawg makes Mr. Incredble look like Mr. Sheen.

Bokonon doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now."

[Booche]

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough LJFH to go around.

[questcequecest?]

Fact: questcequecest? does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows questcequecest?.

[LJFH]

Kenny G is allowed to live because Ryan Adams doesn't kill women.

[Booche]

In honor of DaveyBoy, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "DaveyBoy-ized".

[Davey Boy 2.0]

dare to dream pholks

[Hal Johnson]

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Hal Johnson bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

It is scientifically impossible for Hal Johnson to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Edited November 14, 2007 by Guest

[Gr8FuL]

Kenny G is allowed to live because Ryan Adams doesn't kill women.

AHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHA

[Esau.]

-Alabama Man uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

-Alabama Man never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth..

[Hal Johnson]

Love does not hurt. Scwha. does.

[Esau.]

Hal Johnson can slam revolving doors.

[Hal Johnson]

In fine print at the back of The Guinness Book of World Records, it states, "All World Records are held to Del, and those listed in this book are the cloest anyone else has ever got."

[Davey Boy 2.0]

I think ^ that one might actually be partially true!

[Hal Johnson]

The "Star Wars" saga was actually based on Alabama Man's weekend in Las Vegas.

[bradm]

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask bradm for help.

bradm once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Aloha,

Brad