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bokonon

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  1. Nope, it's the Mark Wilson of good tunes and cute nipples fame in Brantford.
  2. oh yeah, I forgot one: sending dirty text messages to Jamie.
  3. sex with a cool person! good tunes, food, books and beer jambands.ca Jackie Chan and Bruce Willis hot rod cars motorcycle rides surfing snowboarding rollerblading being outside (camping, hiking, swimming, fishing) learning about cars/ working on cars driving in my Explorer with the sunroof and windows open and the stereo cranked working at my jobs (car sales and bartending) Tim Horton's hot sauce Two Doors Down Mark Wilson's nipples jumping on trampolines and doing backflips
  4. We're not supposed to be obscene on this board? Nobody told me! I love Neil Young, he gets me all hot and bothered.
  5. bokonon

    Hot Rod

    I hear Chuck Norris likes tacos.
  6. Man, I've seen enough mini-dicks, I want a big one!
  7. bokonon

    Hot Rod

    A taco has a lot more assets than a grilled cheese sandwich, it's got the hard shell, hot meat (and who doesn't appreciate hot meat!) tomoatos and cheese and the clincher: hot sauce. The taco would totally kick the ass of the sissy grilled cheese. I mean really, I eat grilled cheese for breakfast!
  8. MacGyver's so hot, I'd totally tap that.
  9. It also lets you walk all over it' date=' and supports and shelters you whenever you want it to, no questions asked, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. [/quote'] I want to meet this porch fellow, he sounds like my kind of guy.
  10. That's the smartest thing I've heard all night, but I wasn't listening very hard.
  11. I like Vancouver, I feel tall there.
  12. Where are you? I'm not gonna do it, cause it's three am and i'm schmammered, but i'm just curious where this fuckin' attitude is coming from.
  13. I might be drunk, but that really didn't make much sense to me.
  14. Excellent. P.S. Your wife sounds cool.
  15. Do they have porn? That's all I'm really interested in.
  16. thank god! I live in Paris now, do you deliver? (told ya'll i move a lot)
  17. Bokonon is the new smurf. The new dirty, dirty smurf.
  18. No shit. Seems like every third Friday her twat is dripping at full tilt. Come on boys. HELP! Its like walking into a hungry dog wearing meat pants. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAh that was perfect made my evenin cheers HahahahahQ! Mine too! But it's not every third friday, it's every fucking day!! Would somebody please do it with Bokonon already?!? Drummers need not apply. (No offense intended there,all you drummers are just plain wonderful but I have a drummer problem. I just have to cut myself off)
  19. I Want To Sex You Up Sexual Healing I Want Your Sex
  20. Sometimes I come with the car, sometimes I come without it. Depends how good you are. I come with the Blackjack Roush Mustang we have all the time.
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