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Cookie monster was my favourite! I had a giant snuggly one to cuddle with and a Cookie Monster piano (which I called my pinano because I was cute and little and couldn't talk) I'm totally normal! Eating a box of Ahhh Caramels with my coffee for breakfast is perfectly acceptable behaviour!

This looks like a fantasstic project and I can't wait to see it come to fruition!

Ahhhhh! I fucking hate that! I have no idea why that bothers me so much' date=' but it really fucking irritates me![/quote'] Didn't they learn skedule in skool? Maybe they all got their shedules at shule? Um, the CORRECT pronunciation of the word 'schedule' IS SHedule. Saying SKedule is an American modification of its pronunciation. Do you spell the word favour -- favour or favor? My step-dad's British and he says skedule.

I'm looking for trouble and can't frickin' find any, I must be getting old or something. Wanted: night of beer, loud music, dancing and rowdy debauchery, any reasonable offer accepted.

Yes. Oops. I was wrong. Just got back from the LCBO' date=' no tetrapacks. I did pick up 6 bottles though![/quote'] I like your attitude!

I really prefer to be rolling on the tongue rather than off it.

and I'm going to BradM's house!

Everyone Poops! Do you know the Catholic version of that story? It's called "Nobody Poops But You, and That's Pure Concentrated Evil Being Evacuated From Your Body!"

I wonder what the ratio of mullets to regular hair was in the crowd at that show.

I went to highschool with a girl who prefaced everything she said with 'apparently'. She had a speech impediment so it came out sounding like 'appawentwee'. I could never take her seriously but I loved to hear her talk.

Granville Island! And Gastown.

Ahhhhh! I fucking hate that! I have no idea why that bothers me so much, but it really fucking irritates me!

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Does that mean you're going to step up and be a man?

No, I'm pretty sure those are mine that are doing that. C-towns never delivered.

Ahhhh, that makes more sense, spanks Schwa!

What about being weary?

This isn't a pun either, but i think the level of humour in this joke is on the same wavelength: Lucky Drink A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order. So's the rest of the house. He takes his aspirins and notices a note on the table: Honey, Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. I Love you. He goes to the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper await him. His son is also at the table, eating. The man asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you walked into the door." Confused, the man asks, "So why is everything in order and so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you shouted, "LADY, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF OF ME! I'M MARRIED!"

I also eat a lot of cookie dough.

hahahahah! No' date=' that's Bunny Glittersizzle![/quote'] thats a good name now, IDNIT? Holy heck, look at the attitude!

I'm confused by this "no outside food or drink" rule. Do they really expect you to buy all your food at vendors?

hahahahah! No, that's Bunny Glittersizzle!

This is only moderately related to this thread, but when people fuck up my name it bugs me. I don't care if you call me Lex, Lexi or Alexia, but for fuck's sakes don't call me Lexus, I'm not a pretentious, over-priced sedan!

oh yeah, and here's one for anyone who lives close to a reserve....idnit?

When people pronounce library 'libary' it makes me want to puke in their shoes.