Lazlo

I'd do it for the sheer pleasure of seeing somebody put it on after.

Just trolling for pseudo-friends on a lonely Valentine's day. Had to settle for Paisley.

Happy Onestepclosertotheendday.

You're almost as sad as me.

I've jerked off so much today my balls have imploded.

I'm always there for you.

Hello boys. Did you miss me?

[color:purple]Happy Birthday

At first I thought he was fucking the bottle cap, releasing a monster wad of rotten splooge. I quickly realized what was happening when I took a closer look to get a glimpse of his nads.

I knew it would be there if I took the time to look.

I am a comic based out of Toronto who is looking to record a CD when I am in Ottawa March 9-12. If there is anyone here (or someone you know) from Ottawa who does this professionally, or even just someone with audio recording equipment, please post on this thread or let me know at fraser@youngfraser.com and hopefully we can arrange something.

Thanks,

Fraser

Are you funny?

Call for reservations

I will. I have a lot of reservations about you.

I'm glad he didn't write about that time in Geneva.

The hair on my toes still hasn't grown back.

it'll be nice and tight (the music, that is)

I knew you couldn't be talkin' about your anus.

I've shaved since that picture, collected all the hair and glued it to Esau's nipples.

I do believe this to be the photograph in question.

Tippi tai

No, but that does sound hot. I wonder if I could perform one on myself by ramming scissors down my urethra and opening them really fast. Do you think that method might result in a frilly, lacy sort of design around the edges?

Oh the things I could do with a human head.

My dick just turned inside out.

Between the first i and the g. It's all about symmetry.

Ha! I'm winning.

And, you have mental problems.

Holy understatement Batman.

Actually, it's the inability to care about anything that makes it seem that way.

Need more proof as to why I love Lazlo.

Want to shave my balls?

I barely have enough time to ruin the general forum let alone one dedicated to politics.