Lazlo

Don't think she didn't try but it takes more than a coat hanger to finish me off.

I'm like herpies.

I looked at my hand after this article and felt that I wasn't much different than a plant.

Me too. Especially with that fungi growing on my taint.

I suppose the chances of you falling through the ice on the Rideau are slim to none.

Fuck my luck.

Me

Talk to Paisley.

On second thought, you probably want it to work.

I'm in if I can try on your clothes.

Happy birthday to the second most despicable person I know. The first is my mother.

Even if the bitch was askin' for it?

Valentine's day again. The rope burns on my neck haven't faded from the last time.

I feel so alone.

I'm still waiting.

Would somebody, anybody, please shit in a cup, tie a bow around it and mail it to me just so I can feel included.

Does rape count as sex?

Go Bills!

That is far more offensive than anything I've ever posted.

The Martian Midget Assault Squad will decend on Ontario's Capital.

I smell an orgy brewin'.

dudes...keep all of the sex talk in the gay sex forum please

Tattoos would be cooler.

That too.

Fingers crossed for the Stealers! Woohoo!

It's the Steelers and who are they playing.

do we get to throw stones to cast off the devil this year?

if so, can someone be sure to bring lazlo?

It'll take more than a couple of rocks to get rid of me. Maybe you should try coming on to me, I guarantee that'll work.

I'm only coming if I get to piss myself in Esau's tent again. Wow! That sure was fun.

Only semi-braindead? Acouple more backflips on my head will fix that.

It's all or nothing baby.

All I know is "Cully's Mix 2006" is hot!

Peace, Mark

Cully gave me a disc too. I told him he could've saved himself alot of trouble and just given me a blowjob but his mouth was full. So I wiped up his chin and settled for the disc.

Out of what little respect I have for Kenny, I will refrain from making any comments regarding his establishment.

The Casbah is over priced and the sound is pretty shitty but they lost my regular business when Doug Feaver's weekly show was canceled. Boooooooo...

We're really excited to be opening for Ember Swift (apparantly no relation to Jimmy)

No, but she is a relation of mine. Lucky for you we're not cut from the same cloth so she's not prone to the same behaviour. You should make it through the night relatively unscathed. Just keep your hands off her girlfriend.