Lazlo

You're getting softer.

Not this time of the day.

recognisance

cognisance

I love you brother but you're fuckin' stupid.

Dr. Souris Mauvais,

Mange la merde et mourir. Vous lechez des connards de vaches et tu suces les seins de ta mere. Salope.

i love kangaroo

Is that why you're banned from the zoo?

I've never noticed that Kenny is missing a portion of the back of his head. No doubt the result of a freak horse blowing accident.

D'uh!

"You worm! You worthless sack of shit! You need a dictionary rammed up your anus, right beside that encyclopedia you shoved up there!"

(there, that one was free, Lazlove. You gotta pay for any future abuse. Oh, who am I kidding? You get enough of it for free on here all the time. I don't imagine you'll be my million dollar customer!) :crazy:

No room for a dictionary until I pass that blender I hooped last spring. Perhaps you could find some room for one with a little bit of love and a cattle prod, no vaseline.

Wouldn't it be easier to walk nextdoor?

Mel probably won't let him.

I had an uncle die a few years back as a result of cumulative effects of years of toxic fumes.

I better stop huffing my farts.

He probably just misses his kitten.

Nothing like a good mustache ride before a hardy and healthy breakfast.

I concur.

You were already there, impeding my wallowing.

I wanted to know what the fuck was going on.

It didn't work out.

I circumvented this problem by creating my own reality.

I wonder if psychic monkeys test better than regular monkeys.

From me to you.

Happy Birthday

I want to be a dominatrix.

How do I set up an appointment? And please don't be gentle.

Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

In my defence, you didn't leave me much to work with.

.

Well put.

Lazlo's hole is bleedin' now.

What can I say, I eat alot of meat.

Wasn't planning on it but will make a special trip for you. I'll trade you a beer for your gloves.

I wanted to be a paleontologist but I settled for pot head.

I would, but mommy has recently acquired a tooth which she has sharpened for shotgunning beer. Last time my dick came out looking like a barbers' pole.

Yeah, you only make that mistake ONCE....

Took me twice. The first time was groovy. The second, about 2 minutes in, a loose flap of my sphincter got caught in the motor. Felt like I was shitting razor blades again.