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recognisance
cognisance
I love you brother but you're fuckin' stupid.
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Dr. Souris Mauvais,
Mange la merde et mourir. Vous lechez des connards de vaches et tu suces les seins de ta mere. Salope.
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i love kangaroo
Is that why you're banned from the zoo?
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I've never noticed that Kenny is missing a portion of the back of his head. No doubt the result of a freak horse blowing accident.
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D'uh!
"You worm! You worthless sack of shit! You need a dictionary rammed up your anus, right beside that encyclopedia you shoved up there!"
(there, that one was free, Lazlove. You gotta pay for any future abuse. Oh, who am I kidding? You get enough of it for free on here all the time. I don't imagine you'll be my million dollar customer!
) :crazy:
No room for a dictionary until I pass that blender I hooped last spring. Perhaps you could find some room for one with a little bit of love and a cattle prod, no vaseline.
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Wouldn't it be easier to walk nextdoor?
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Mel probably won't let him.
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I had an uncle die a few years back as a result of cumulative effects of years of toxic fumes.
I better stop huffing my farts.
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He probably just misses his kitten.
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Nothing like a good mustache ride before a hardy and healthy breakfast.
I concur.
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You were already there, impeding my wallowing.
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I wanted to know what the fuck was going on.
It didn't work out.
I circumvented this problem by creating my own reality.
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I wonder if psychic monkeys test better than regular monkeys.
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From me to you.
Happy Birthday
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I want to be a dominatrix.
How do I set up an appointment? And please don't be gentle.
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Me thinks thou doth protest too much.
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In my defence, you didn't leave me much to work with.
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.Well put.
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Lazlo's hole is bleedin' now.
What can I say, I eat alot of meat.
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Wasn't planning on it but will make a special trip for you. I'll trade you a beer for your gloves.
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I wanted to be a paleontologist but I settled for pot head.
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I would, but mommy has recently acquired a tooth which she has sharpened for shotgunning beer. Last time my dick came out looking like a barbers' pole.
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Yeah, you only make that mistake ONCE....
Took me twice. The first time was groovy. The second, about 2 minutes in, a loose flap of my sphincter got caught in the motor. Felt like I was shitting razor blades again.
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Not this time of the day.