Lazlo

I was there where were you?

I'd had enough by 12:30 and went in search of more enjoyable forms of torture.

I don't need a helmet.

I do it all the time for the sheer enjoyment of wetting myself. Double Forks.

"Stand Up For Canada" should read "Stand Up For White Straight Religious Males"

I've always felt that helmets prevent fun.

I don't know about that. They're both definitely well built, but tall? My best guess would be that Hal is about 6'2 and Joanne is about 5'7 maybe 5'8. They were about 50 feet away from me so I could be wrong or maybe you're not as big as you thought.

Does it make you hot?

Good plan, but I don't think there's many light fixtures out there tested to hold 250+.

I'd much rather just break in to his house and steal a kiss from my prince under a veil of darkness.

Almost sounds romantic.

Fuck the rally, there's two dogs humping over there.

Tooly's goin' down.

After we kick his ass.

Where the hell is your helmet Marjorie?!?

My guess is that she's not as retarded as the other 3.

Yeah, don't ask--no idea how that could have occurred.

A blender is not a vibrator.

imagine how good i would taste

I try not to.

I'd kiss Josh in a heart beat if I could find a way to maneuver around his enormous belly without losing balance.

yeah and 2 other times making a whopping grand total of 4 hot-waxes for my back and head last night.

nothing can compare to the feeling of hot wax running down your scalp beneath your hair, i didnt knowk how to stop the pain, pushed my hand on it, smeared it into my scalp. really good times

i think the best one was when i was sitting there, puffing, thinking stupid chandelier, gotta remember to duck next time, stood up, looked at my shoes, and walked into it, like 30 seconds after telling my self to duck.

fuckin wax

Why am I not surprised? How many times did you stick a fork in an outlet before you realized it was bad?

Bet you wish you were that horse.

having a little local party with about 150 of my closest friends' date=' quote']

id think itll be more around 200-300

You fucked up my post.

Who wants to trade me for my burnt match collection?

Every one is blue angel certified.

Natives in Quebec have every intention of staying with Canada because Quebec would have no way of maintaining their status. Almost 3/4 of the province is native land which happens to house a large majority of Quebecs' natural resources. The St. Laurence lock system is federally owned and run. Maybe if they behave themselves, Canada will allow them access to it for an obscene sum of money.

They're souless puppets of the establishment.

I posted that in the random picture thread 8 months ago. See what you miss when you don't come up for air.

(Of course, this is entirely academic for me, as I have no intention of ever fathering a squalling little brat.)

Now I know what to tell our son.

Guest list? I don't need no stinking guest list.

I'll just sneak in through the lounge.

Besides, why would I pay to abuse you when I can do it anytime for free?

Nice, I'm going to squeeze out a couple puppies, buy a shit load of crack and leave them to fend for themselves on the floor, eating carpet fuzz and what ever creatures might be unlucky enough to cross their paths.

I often diddled myself to those television spots.