Lazlo

You're all sad.

Fat Cats and Doug Feaver

The only real party.

You mean they waisted the meat? Those bastards.

Why? Would you rather I just get it over with and relieve everybodys' suffering.

Adam on drums? Holy fuck!

Happy Birthday

I'll teach you that passed out standing in the middle of the room thing one day.

I still think we should go dynamite some whales or 12 gauge some marlins.

I officially denounce this thread.

Animals are only here to be eaten. If they weren't they'd have opposable thumbs.

A to Z

Aardvark to Zebra

Short and sweet, nice.

You must be talking about Paisley

Happy Birthday

It makes me think twice about murdering Tooly.

Listen lady, even alcoholics get hangovers. We just don't show it because we drink ourselves out of them.

Oooo...I hope I get a spider monkey. I'll make little outfits for it like crotchless panties and such. Maybe even a frilly pink number suitable for afternoon tea. At night, I'll host Japanese Death Matches where my monkey will battle other sexually confused monkeys with lasers glued to their heads.

Been a good 15 years since I was tea bagged by a monkey.

Maudite is the Devils piss. That stuff gives me a headache and the taste is reminiscent of a monkeys' scrotum.

It's against my better judgement, but happy birthday

Or a tranquilizer dart from a safe distance.

Then how about this, er, tincture of... um, echinacea, yeah, that's it, echinacea, in this eye-dropper here?...

You might have better luck with suppositories.

Somewhere Down the Crazy River- Robbie Robertson

I'm glad you're enjoying the ride, now get ready to duck because I'm about to puke.

Everybody's Free (to wear sunscreen)

From the 1996 Romeo and Juliet, I think it's performed by Quindon Tarver.

Chaser plus is the anti hangover pill you guys are thinking about. It works, but only if you drink in moderation. So in other words it really doesn't work.