Lazlo

I've thought long and hard about this in the past. And I've come to the conclusion that whoever came up with a 24 hour day really wasn't very busy... And furthermore whoever came up with the 8 hour work day (same person?) wasn't very bright and fucked us big time...

I can just see the pitch now:

Here's the deal. All you gotta do it come work for me for 8 hours a day! There is 24 hours in a day, I'm only asking you for 1/3 of your day, the rest of the time is all yours!

What the person who accepted this grand deal, forgot to consider was that 1/3 of our day is basically spent by sleeping... And furthermore more time is required out of our share in getting ready for and traveling to and from work. Leaving us with around 4 hours free time for ourselves... What a rip off...

If I ever meet that guy!!!

Abu al-Hasan is credited with the introduction of equal hours around 1200 AD. Don't know if he decided on the 24 hrs or not but it's as good a place to start as any. Let me fire up the old Wayback machine, head back in time and kick him in the nuts.

I'll never forget you all curled up, fast asleep in my recliner with Mein Kampf wide open in your lap.

Happy Birthday Herr Webster

Does this include underwear?

Easiest thing to do is contact the HRDC and tell them exactly what's going on. There's absolutely no way they'll support the idea of person A quitting their job and quite possibly persue the matter for the individual.

I agree with Lazlo.

The apocalypse is upon us people...and so close to Christmas.

What a shame.

You know, back in my day when I went to McMaster there was no such thing as class.

I'd like to enact some social change on your ass, punk.

I'm sure you would. MEOW.

I love it when you talk dirty.

Anyone for a quick game of spit on the cookie?

My penis thanks you.

Yet another reason to watch endless repeats on Teletoon.

Then move to the arctic circle and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

You know, back in my day when I went to McMaster there was no such thing as class.

nope, I wouldn't alter that at all... but, I ask you, if you were to extend the day to thirty hours, would that be necessary?

The Earth is approximately 24000 km at the equator and rotates at about 1000 kmph making our 24 hour day. Then you throw that extra day in there every 4 years to make up for any difference because the math isn't perfect. By not slowing down the Earth's rotation day would become night and night would become day and every year would be different and nobody would be able to get into any sort of sleeping routine. However, if it were possible to perform such a feat anything not bolted down would float away.

The year is currently 8760 hours, your year would be 10950 hours. If you didn't extend the orbit it would screw up the seasons and Christmas would eventually fall in the middle of summer and anybody with a real Christmas tree in their livingrooms will kick your ass.

Dumbest idea I ever heard. Do you plan on slowing down the rotation of the planet? Extending the orbit around the sun to insure the longer year?

ASININE!

Fuckin' corning wear.

What it all comes down to is that guys are cheap. Why go all the way down to the infamous bright flashing lights, painted window store and spend a small fortune on a plastic pussy, when you could fill a balloon with hand cream and fuck a couch cushion.

Looking for something a little more lively then what you've got?

Bobby, not Dr. Evil

How'd it happen and what's wrong?

And oh yeah,

((((((((gay, I mean good vibes))))))))

The concept of sharing is real good.

Especially venereal diseases.

Bring me back a Cuban please. It's the last one I need to complete my latino set.

i cant believe that this is what this board is becoming. I think people forget (and i know this certain thread is sorta a joke) that there a real people behind the avatars and user names WITH FEELINGS. I use to post alot on this board and now i find myself lurking more and more each day. I dont really know what happened around here lately with all this post deleted thing, i must of missed something. I used to come to this board with a sense of involvement (if that makes any sense) and feel part of beautiful community that cared about eachother and others. Now it just seems to be a game of how bad someone can bash the other to see how far they can take it. I dont blame half the people for quitting this board because it is getting a little ridculous at times. Its kinda sad to see such a good thing go through such a rough period. I feel sorry for admin.'s because i know this is not there intention but i guess this is what happens when things start getting to big.

Sorry about my rant, but just how i feel.

Hey Jay, go fuck yourself with a big bag of over sensitivity.

Fuckin' cockroach, you just replaced Tooly at the top of my shit list.

Any tapers?

Aloha,

Brad

The bands recorded themselves.

Excellent show.

How does Harper intend to pay for these mandatory prison sentences if he cuts the GST? Hmmm...

You know dude I could have saved you a shit load of money. You could have just bought one of those digital projectors, hooked up the cable or satelite and watched it on my cock.

You mean to tell me that I got the dream house and the motor home out for nothing. Ken and Barbie were supposed to tie the knot. I hate you.