Lazlo

Nice to hear. Last time I spoke to him he had nothing going.

33 Hess days are over. The Blue Martini is a shitty little bar with no room to breathe but your only option these days if you need a fix for Brian's crazy skills.

Happy Birthday

Put her in a garbage bag, tie it to a cement block and throw her in the river.

I wonder if it's safe to eat kittens with upper respiratory inffections.

You moved.

Paisley and Uncle Ted were making out my couch last night/this morning. More stains.

No doubt. I'd rather watch the mold grow on my toilet seat.

Holy fuck is right. I haven't seen that much pubic hair glued to someones' face since Esau covered his face in honey and passed out on my bathroom floor.

Nice try. The only time I try to cross is with my 52 year old mother and my 71 year old grandmother. I'm starting to think that maybe it's because I'm native.

But maybe you're right. The trench coat, 3 week beard and aroma of pot can't be helping.

I was givin' an automatic pardon 5 years after my DUI conviction. It's now 7 years later and I still don't get to cross and visit lovely Niagara Falls, NY.

Manic Monday- The Bangles

maybe you can pre-pay tonight. tell them it's a religious thing

Or better yet, shainhouse is working the door. I say we take him out back, beat the shit out of him and then nobody pays.

Happy Christmakwanzachanukah!

heard of Lazlo Hollyfeld before (wondered where lazlo got his name) but first I've heard of Lotus

You fuckin' dummy, you told me to use Lazlo because I reminded you of the character in Fear and Loathing. You belong in a fuckin' nursing home.

First one to shit themselves or puke in someone elses' mouth gets a cookie.

Somebody should, he looks a little pent up.

I see that everytime I look at the sky.

Thank you LSD

I am seriously disappointed. Here I was already for some phallic manipulation.

Just another purposeless thread.

What if I want to go to the Fat Cats gig tomorrow how do I get in without paying the cover?

Tim

That's not buying, it's called waisting.

congrats man, i know the feeling. I just bought a house also, move in in less than 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just for the record Jay, a house has 4 walls, a door, windows and a roof. Not flaps at either end and fragile printed down the side.

four words: APPLY FOR A PARDON!!

Pardons don't make one bit of difference since CSIS gave everyones' records to Homeland Security. Pardons don't mean that it's not on your record, it just means that nobody is supposed to hold it against you.

You're johns don't count.

MarcO + gentlemonkey = one hot 69

Why don't you two get some duct tape, tuck it back and show those broads how it's really done.

Fat Upper Pubic Region

or GUNT in laymans' terms.