Lazlo

Magnum is one crafty son of a bitch.

Had me fooled

101 is the abridged version of 1001. This edition is for the beginner or as SSJ put it, the rookie.

Most people out there just aren't ready to fully enjoy their poo.

See what I mean. These terrorists need to be stopped before they can influence our young.

There shouldn't be any risk if done properly, but look who we're talking about.

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but this just isn't as much fun when it's not about me.

How to Expose Yourself in Public the Correct Way

Lazlo Johnson

But wait, there's more:

Tapir for Two

Making Love to Cheese Graters in Laundry Mat Dryers for Dummies

101 Ways to Enjoy Your Bowel Movement

16 Degrees of Masturbation

Billy and the Beast

Of all the people it could have been.

But what if their instruments are lethal weapons of mass destruction?

"They" just called and said to go fuck yourself.

No

Bump. Because Lazlo is a total ass and I am one of Todd's "friends" playing with him tomorrow night. It'll be Todd, good 'ol Rusty and I.

Suck it. Your thread was dead on page 3 when I found it. Last time I do you a favour. Turns out those wool gloves I found were Paisley's, now I regret using them to wipe my ass.

Like Tooly?

Man, you really know how to make a girl blush.

So you think you can hide from me behind your girlfriends' avatar, eh?

I smelled wook a mile away.

i'd rather fuck myself...

You absolutely sure? I come with batteries. Or is it I come on batteries. Hold on, I'll get the instructions.

I thought you were gonna say "the cock" for sure.

If the absence of a belly button scares you imagine if he climbed on top of you.

Let me guess. Paisley was looking for Russian kiddy porn.

Short landing strips my ass.

Everyone should keep in mind that the 7% GST tax replaced a 13% manufacturers tax. Fuck lowering the GST and give me back my fuckin' check every 3 months. If Harper really wants votes he should rethink his stand on abortion and native rights.

One of them apparently has something to do with ethics.

Oooo...Take me in for show and tell.

No doubt, one must take retard strength into consideration. I use heavy lead shackles. I like my retards spongy so I don't allow for much mobility.

"got" as in chained to the wall in my trailer.

Why fuck yourselves when you could fuck me.

Was it me?

If anybody's lookin' for some smokin' hot sauce I'm workin' on a case of the shits right now.

Need mason jars.

Hurry!