Lazlo

There's only one way to solve this mystery. Collect everybodys' shit and go through it by hand.

Watch out for that Alexis girl, one drink in her and bam...she is yours all night!!!

All it takes is bacon.

IN

I've got a retard that looks like that.

So much hostility.

Lotus

Almost 6 hours and nobody cares. Tsk Tsk

Maybe you should keep your shows in the Hamilton area where only talentless musicians like you have a following.

only if i can be referred to as skankadoodledew

I see no problems there, afterall your doodledew is pretty skanky.

How much do you want for this one.

Bre gives me a rash.

She gave me a rash too but I took the penicillin.

If that was all microdot, you've got the heart of an elephant.

Weren't microdots and it's probably the main reason my hearts gone to shit other than my diet. I used to buy sheets and pop 10 strips after each peak. This evening also consisted of 36ish beer, several varieties of white drugs and a big purple hand drum in the Chedoke golf course in the rain.

Economy size

So that's what that is.

You're neat.

My best one time dose is 15 and then I continued to chew them the rest of the night. Think I hit somewhere in the 40s before I passed out.

My penis is his reincarnated spirit.

I call my cock Loogie.

No more shooting up in public? This sucks really hard. I was hoping to head out west and get some AIDS.

yeah, good stuff. I have a crush on Ivana Santilli to this day. Laurie is ok with it. Or she would be if I told her. I think. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. Oh well life's short.

I'm telling.

shit bro had me worried for a second

bitchass

bring a guitar on saturday dude

You are so fuckin' lame.

Truely sad news.

It's all part of my master plan for internet domination.

On second thought.

There's no way in hell that Del could ever make a woman feel fresh.

Thanks for the kind words folks. I've been all choked up and unable to post, but I've takin' some Midol and I'll be fine.

I'm going to ask her out on a date.

I'll but one if there's some crusty leftovers on the seat or a mouldy floater.

I accept no responsibility for her mistakes.