Lazlo

How many sleepless nights did you have before you thought that one up? That was pitiful. Have you learned nothing from my constant harassment over the years.

Where's my heady invitation to the Christmas party douche. Not that I'd be coming but I in the very least would have liked to pinch one off in the envelope and RSVP it back to you.

The best part is that I had "hamster" spelled correctly and then changed it to "hampster" because I thought "hamster" was wrong. Besides, the issue is punctuation and Tooly would never have noticed anyway.

Is it Tuesday already?

That would most likely be the case if my testicles weren't removed at birth to prevent an onslaught of a ravenous half human, half chinchilla like race who's sole purpose is the extinction of mankind.

Why does he need a thesaurus to suck my dick?

It's not like I'm looking for a witty conversation.

Shainhouse must be holding out on me.

Great White, Mountain, Iron Maiden, Gourds, Korn, Crowded House, The Doors, Beach Boys, Go-Gos, Pink

This show is gonna blow harder than shainhouse.

You go fuck yourself you skinny little bimbo. You're so fuckin' ugly I wouldn't fuck you with Cullys' dick. The way I hear it he won't even fuck you with his dick.

As I look into my crystal ball I can see that that will most likely never happen. Unless of course it finds its way on here.

Isn't that the same look you had when Mel finally consented? Bet she thought steel wool would never come in so handy.

I found the Ottawa homeless to be angrier and much more agressive than the Hamilton breed. One of them actually grabbed my arm, thought I'd have to kill him.

Is 45 seconds how long it took you to beat him down?

they better have been some serious 'alternate plans'!!

He's coming over to play Barbies.

Do you not have a working knowledge of apostrophes and hyphens?

I think it's time to open up your head and replace the hamster which was no doubt killed by a recent landslide of stupid.

So I hear you missed me last weekend Ken. Don't worry, we'll have plenty of time to catch up on old times tonight.

I'm not saying that these dudes deserve to die but how does this happen. Who in their right minds would go over there to provide aid without some sort of armed protection 24/7 knowing full well that they could be abducted at any second. I commend them on their good intentions and scoff at their naivety. Yet, I do hope they make it out in one piece however unlikely that may be.

Mother always told me so.

JESUS CHRIST!

Sorry about that but the dreaded RED X robot always freaks the shit out of me ever since he stole my virginity.

Those too.

The sky is Deep Purple. Radiohead. The Postal Service. The Fairies and the Silver Spoons.

Plus there's two girls making out in the background. I don't know what to make of them, but lemme know when they cut their first album, that shit'll be hot.

The building in the background is Deep Purple, the sky is dark pink at best. Maybe I'm stupid but did everybody miss the Rolling Stones.

Oddly enough, all those pics look like Cully getting fucked in the ass.

Ha! Ha! No friends in Hamilton, even less in TO.

Glad to see you gone fruity. I always liked your brother better anyway.

Lesbians are gay, and so's Cully.

Whatever, haven't you figured out by now that only Toronto and Hamilton count.

They should wait until they cross the border to get the real thing.

well excuse the fuck out of us...Lazlo go fuck yourself

Don't try and confuse the issue by implying that you're not acting alone. The problem is all you.

Go fuck yourself with a deer antler, pig.