Hal Johnson

Happy birthday Ollie!

Happy birthday DaveyBoy!

Mr Johnson? Mr Goats? Sheep F*%*ing? I dunno, you cant make that stuff up, can you?

Atta boy!

Oh Davey Boy, you would been proud of me a couple of weeks ago. I went to a stag party and walked home from uptown Waterloo at about 2:30 am- its about 15 minutes to my door. Along the way I stopped and got a foot long sub. I ate the entire thing while stumbling home alone. I woke with up with mustard all over me.

Heavenly Hash remains one of my al time favorites. These days, though, Ice cream comes in so many wonderful flavours and colours its almost impossible to choose just one. For instance, ROLO ice cream. Or, TURTLE ice cream. How can you possibly decide? Totally depends on the mood your in whilst shopping. And have you ever tried "Moose Tracks" or whatever its called? There you go. Still, if I want a truly glorious ice-cream experience, I can allways count on a Reeses Pieces and Cookie Dough Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

Its very sad, yet interesting at the same time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal_Expos#The_1994_season:_hope_and_disappointment Actually, there's a nice little "Ode to the Expo's" here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3531010

Crap! Cuba 7-5 after 6....

Tied at 3 right now...The women are kicking ass in softball too...

Reminds me of the time @ Izzy's when the girls bathroom was out of order on Saturday morning and the guys had to share (there are only two stalls in the bathroom). Talk about feeling shame!

Ha! Jose should work for Fox news.

That is very strange. AD should write them a letter to find out what's going on

Anyone watch the Spain-China Basketball game last night? Holy crap, what an entertaining game! Every time Spain took a free-throw the crowd booed loudly and actually seemed to be messin with Spain's head. Eventually the better team won (in overtime, mind you), but it was intense!

That little fucker also broke up a Nolan Ryan no-hitter at Exhibition stadium with one out in the bottom of the ninth. Jamie Leach and I were at the game' date=' both of us were pissed. As was the rest of the crowd all of whom were standing and cheering Ryan on. [/quote'] I watched that game on TV! I was pissed too...little fucker indeed! Anyway, Joe Carter got the most votes. Figures.

"From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30" Thats funny cuz its true.

That's awesome.

Looks like I was dead wrong about Shannon Stewart, the Jays just let him go: http://sportsnet.ca/baseball/2008/08/11/Jays-Stewart-0/ Turns out the move to bring him in and drop Johnson was probably one of THE worst moves J.P. has done in recent memory. Way to go Ricciardi! My apologies to the dj, he called this from day one.

Damn you winterists. Damn you all to hell.

Ya, whats up with Rolen? He's really horrible this year. Playing way under his ability, if you ask me. In his defense though, the rest of the team doesnt seem to take much pride in hitting either.

Good job Stoned Phillips, your portfolio shall be updated appropriately! As for the rest of youse, Schwa. - I'll call you later... NR - I would love to go...thinkin more and more that I cant...I know, why am I such a loser?!...I dont know... Booche - My grundle swells more and more each and every day were apart.

Sure, what the hell!

He's just saying the save is an overrated stat.

We can just subject them to a couple of hours of your radio show OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (sorry JP, couldnt resist)

A strong closer is important, but ya cant credit him with the other guy's wins: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=caple/080805

People in Winnipeg should surround the church and surprise attack these whacko's with buckets of tar and feathers. Or something. There's gotta be plenty of ways to fuck their shit up without having to go to jail for it.