Hal Johnson

Damn you Booche!!! I was hoping he'd slip through cracks and no one would notice untill I picked him up!! Damn you!! (He knows what he did)

I am...when they come up to Toronto to see their team play the Bills they'll be disappointed by the super-square tailgate party the Dome will have to offer.

Guy!

This is what concerns me about them moving to Toronto. The atmosphere will stink.

Happy Birthday!

Great game last night. Gotta hand it Boston though, they definitely put the fear of god into anyone who plays against them. The tension last night was almost unbearable. Thank god for Kenny Vs Spenny between pitches/plays, or I dont know if I would have made it. (on that note, has anyone seen the one where Kenny sends a fake letter to Spenny telling him he's slept with someone who has the HIV? Hilarious!) Anyway, I'd say the pitching edge goes to TB, but maybe the hitting should too. But, "that's why they play the games."

Hahahaha!! That's too funny. I nearly crapped my pants aswell.

That games wicked, the sound is awesome too.

That's really cool Tooly, good job man!

Free Guyute Character Zero Bouncin Bathtub Gin YEM...

No one seems to care that Plomox started this thread. Not that there's anything wrong with Plomox, but I think it's Plomox 1, board 0.

Apparently not. Apparently Shane Doan, Ollie Jokinen and Wayne Gretzky arent "Toronto Maple Leaf" enough to warrant full ticket prices.

Ya, you guys better hope your team gets it shit together, cause you aint never gonna get Leaf tickets for 1/2 price.

Savard fired after, like, 3 games. His bosses are acting like I do in fantasy hockey. http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news?slug=ap-blackhawks-savardfired&prov=ap&type=lgns

Dear Lord, what a comeback!!! You called it FBN. I cant believe what I witnessed. I still hate Boston though.

That sucks for Matt. I've got a soft spot for the guy and I hate to see him in the doghouse like that. I was hoping he'd be given a first line shot this year (but then again, what IS the first line on this team??), but I guess we'll have to wait and see.

I have too much free time at work. I cant stop fucking with my fantasy teams!!

Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey DAWWAS—Cowboys medical personnel confirm that quawterback Tony Womo injured his thwowing hand in last week's 30-24 loss to the Arizona Cardinals and is expected to miss the next month after suffewing a sevewy bwoken wight pinkie-winkie. Enlarge Image Team doctors originally believed Womo's poor, poor bwoken fingey was merewy spwained, despite the quarterback insisting that his pinkie felt really, really, really ouchie after being hit by wots and wots of big mean mans during the first play of overtime. The Cowboys are denying rumors that Womo will require weconstwuctive pinkie surgewy, insisting that it is only a bad owie and that Womo will not be placed on injuwed weserve. "Tony has been very, very bwave through all this and barely cried at all when he heard his widdle fingey was in fact bwoken," coach Wade Phillips said Monday, explaining that Womo was "westing comfiwy" and watching cartoons at home and had thus far managed to keep his pinkie out of his mouth. "I'd say he's week to week, but it's up to the team medics to say when he's completely all-better-now." The Cowboys originally sensed something was wrong when Womo threw three straight incomplete passes to begin the overtime after being sacked three times and knocked down 19 times during regulation by meanie-bullies who hate him. Their suspicions were confirmed when Womo blubbered to them on the sidelines while holding up his hurted fingey. Womo was immediately given an orange-flavored St. Joseph aspirin and a wowwypop while a SpongeBob SquarePants Band-Aid was applied to the pinkie. When this proved inadequate, Cowboys head pediatrician Daniel "Doctor Danny" Cooper inspected Womo's pinkie while trainers distracted Womo by making a spoon into an airplane and "flying" chocolate ice cream into the quarterback's mouth. "This was more than just the normal boo-boo," Cooper told reporters. "Tony has played through boo-boos before, like any team weader and big gwown-up boy has to. But when I saw the quivering chin, the big wet eyes, and the way he was hopping from foot to foot while holding up his widdle bitty widdy fingey, I knew this one was bad." The NFL said no fine would be given on the hit, as it seemed to be an honest accident and no flag for roughhousing the passer was thrown on the play. It is not known whether Womo will stomp his widdle foot and complain louder to the NFL regarding the decision. Phillips confirmed that 40-year-old backup quarterback Brad Johnson will start as long as Womo's pinkie is still an ouchie pinkie. "It's unfortunate for the poor tyke to have to go through something like this," said Johnson, who hasn't started an NFL game since 2006. "But you know, when they're little quarterbacks they sometimes take big spills. This will just make Tony-wony tougher when he grows up. I hope." In other Cowboys news, Adam "Pacman" Jones is still grounded for the rest of his life, or at least until he learns to stop back-sassing, and receiver Terrell Owens is listed as "probable" for Sunday's game despite suffering a chronic case of turf piggy

Id name him Coventry and sell him to the highest bidder.

Looking forward to the game tonight. Hopefully TB can beat the snot out of Dice-K.

Oops! . I havent even read the whole thing yet, but the comments section is hilarious, especially everything from the LA KING guy. Apparently ESPN left out Guy Lafleur and Steve Shutt from their 50 memorable players list...good job guys.

Go easy on him, he's still growing.

And Labatt 50!! (seriously good call on the Export A green pack Booche)

Foreign policy: dictated by the magic 8 ball.

The price of cheese would be lowered for all to enjoy, not just the aristocrats on wall street.