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Does Howdy Dowdy got wooden balls?

One day a Schwa's dad walked in on his son masturbating again. He said, "Now Schwa, if you don't stop masturbating so often, you'll go blind!" Schwa replied, "Hey dad! I'm over here!"

Happy 40th buddy! Hux has 2 cows. They are gay.

I was at home watching my dog shit water out of his ass so I had a chance to check out the game. The Arse keeper kept this one from being a blowout in the first half alone.

I just died a little. Again.

Are you kidding me?

You gotta be kidding me.........give me a goal and some points to make the Devils go to the next round.

Who is the colour idiot in the NYJ-CAR Game 7? He's fackin' Godawful.

This is why I love the playoffs. I feel like a kid again after that one........ Fedorov with a smashing old-school snapshot. Way to go fellar.

::high-fives Jakis::

By the way, for those keeping score: The drugs were little.

It was little alright......... Seriously, you should scan some of those pictures and post them here. You were insane to be taking those until we noticed what you were up to. Smooove Cutz

I guess my point is that I highly doubt Phish (the 4 boys) would want anything to do with that.

I have nothing to offer aside from the common knowledge that Virginia and North Carolina were/are(still by the looks of it?) notorious for busting heads. Charolette Coliseum in 1995 was unlike anything I have ever seen and hopefully wont ever again. Daveyboy got some pics of a van being taken down and I still cant believe he walked away from those unscathed. Obviously the fuzz had more important things to deal with during those moments but had one noticed.....god knows what would have happened aside from me going into my pockets trying to swallow what little I had before a nightstick got jammed into my Adam's Apple. Newspaper articles showed pictures of the DEA on bridges scouting for people driving into the city. Driving out from each of the three shows was insanity. It was as if every block had a separate ride program. Rumours of mini-courts underneath the arena were everywhere. From what we were told at times it was first-hand knowledge from kids own brothers who had been busted. Nothing compared to this from what I had seen prior or since. Total police state.

“Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone.†FML

Big Tits and Lil Tits. Hova.

Pay attention Dinghy. DaveO's comments would certainly be more applicable to Badams if he were only talking about this board.

That's because you have friends and/or things you enjoy doing.

Dammit. Sloth got one of my favorites before I could recall his name. I also love how he is number 1.

Newest Raider DE: Stryker Sulak

Joe Carter was in the broadcast booth for a couple of innings. He's the man.

Buh-bye Ottawa West. Jersey, I needs you tonight. Come on big money!

Hahahhahahahaaha......wickedly hilarious.