Grade 11, we are sitting around at the city track meet. This hottie from another highschool is running the 400. I go into a "Oh man, do I ever want to get into those drawers." rant. Buddy beside me is kicking me and I am saying "FUCK OFF MAN!" proceeding to profess my love for her physique and what I would do to it. Finally, I see his eyes and he is motioning behind me. Her dad is giving me the kill-look but he got his revenge. Big time. He was a phys-ed teacher at our school and the head coach of the senior football team. I got SEVERELY punished the next 2 seasons in practice. Stuff like 'non-contact punt return drills' would suddenly became "FUUUULL CONTAAAAACT" if I was taking the return. I lost a ton of snot during those sets of fall months. I learned a very valuable lesson but all those hits to the head caused me to forget it.