Kent: This reporter's opinion is for our lard-laden lads to shape up. Get out and try fun activities like military service, franetic dancing, or good old fasioned pee-wee football. Homer: There you go, Bart! Pee-wee football will melt away those unsightly pounds and inches. Bart: Yeah, but I could get seriously hurt! Homer: Then its settled. % At the Flanders house, Rod, Todd and Ned are sat on the couch. Todd: We don't have to play football, do we, daddy? Ned: Ho ho ho, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls. Both: Yaaay!