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Davey Boy 2.0

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  1. let's just hope that whoever gets your hair doesn't have to do a hair folicle drug test in the next several months
  2. hey maybe if the two of you make it to Ottawa in January for nero we can have a mini-hooligan throw down. we can finally decide once and for all which is the better country, england or scotland
  3. we should start a campaign to get places to ban Slash's book
  4. please someone ask me if it's the sheet of paper or Velvet that's stained with beer
  5. will-call is a drunken Velvet squinting at a sheet of paper stained with beer
  6. RC: thinks badams was planted in this forum by ted rogers
  7. brutal. and that hockey blog quote is fucking embarrassing- let's laugh at the funny foreigners. i'll bet those two guys were furious at being the centre of the attention of a bunch of idiots
  8. British Parliamentary Early Day Motion Of The Day As put forward by Roger Godsiff, Labour MP for Birmingham Sparkbrook and Small Heath: 'That this House congratulates Croatia and Russia on qualifying for the European Football Championships from Group E; acknowledges that the Croatian team which beat England were far superior in technical ability, skill and commitment than the insipid and inept England team; notes that £747 million was spent on the new Wembley Stadium but the match was played on a surface similar to those used by Sunday footballers on council pitches...believes that the over-paid, over-pampered and over-hyped English prima donnas from the Premiership who took the field against Croatia disgraced the England shirt once worn by legends such as Stanley Matthews, Duncan Edwards, Bobby Moore, Nobby Stiles and Bobby Charlton.'
  9. we should take all the garbage on the planet and compress as small as possible, load it onto the space shuttle and send it hurtling off into oblivion. it'd make more sense than experiments to see how ants behave in zero gravity. although i suppose the experiment could be lablled "How garbage, rats and other gross shit is affected by zero gravity".
  10. that's the thing with grilled cheese- why order something in a restaurant that takes you 6 minutes to prepare at home without a mess, without any prep time, without any special equipment and without any elaborate techniques? seems a waste
  11. Davey Boy 2.0

    MEATLOAF!

    gyro recipe bookmarked!
  12. right so take a deep breath, touch the tips of your fingers against the fingertips on your opposite hand, take another deep breath, don't take your eyes off your fingers and repeat after me, "mel-low"
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