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Davey Boy 2.0

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  1. Larry's reflection: What are you looking at? You see something? Huh? Larry: Wh- What did I do? Larry's reflection: What did you do? You know what you did! You did nothing! Larry: If you want me to do something, just tell me! Larry's reflection: You've got to change the diet, I've told you about that. I don't want the red meat, you're eating the red meat. I don't like that! Larry: I'm doing the best I can. Larry's reflection: Go to a doctor. Get yourself a checkup. Colonoscopy, you afraid to get a colonoscopy? What's the matter with you? Larry: I'm sorry. Larry's reflection: Everybody gets it! Get a colonoscopy! Larry: I'm really going to do it. Larry's reflection: You got your father-in-law's birthday coming up. You going to get a card? Larry: [nodding] Okay. Larry's reflection: You're not going to get a card! You're not going to do a fucking thing! Larry: I'll try and do better. I will. Larry's reflection: TV! TV! TV! That's what you like to do! Read a fucking book! Larry: Okay, yeah, you're right! You know everything! Larry's reflection: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to!
  2. Larry: I am not obsessed with asses. Wanda: Ok, assy. And what is all that shit all over your shirt? You been scrounging around, looking for ass?
  3. you think teams should have to re-adjust their formation to accomodate diving cheating pricks? wow
  4. i would argue that this is the greatest wrestler who ever lived
  5. yeah i think it's going to be called evolve BST, glad to hear everyone's alright
  6. FIFA are officially fucked in the head idiots confirmed
  7. maybe he does channel some greater powers after all
  8. #253. Songs about specific sex acts (sex acts cannot be repeated in list) 1. Dave Matthews Band - Hunger For The Great Light (cunnilingus) 2. Cyndi Lauper - She-Bop (masturbation) 3. Dayglo Abortions - Sit On My Face and Bleed (Face sitting) 4. Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top (self-explanatory) 5. Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (anal and others) 6. Tenacious D - fuÇk Her Gently (makin' loooove) 7. Song of Solomon - The Bible (fisting) 8. The Mentors - Golden Showers (again self explanatory) 9. Rick James - She Blew My Mind (69 Times) - (69!) 10. Cab Calloway - The Scat Song (casserole dish) 11. 12.
  9. Scots to use video to beat cheats I'm so praying this works out well!
  10. haha, crystal, holly and i were driving somewhere a couple of weeks ago, have only had about 3-4 tapes in the car one of which is the first From the Vaults. well one of holly's favourite 'words' right now is "DOOOOO" (she's ~19 months old), however during Franklin's Tower she seemed to time her "DOOOOO"s just right. we laughed. here's the crazy part- the other day the same tape was playing again, holly was being very quiet just looking out the window- until, you guessed it, Franklin's Tower! Roll away the "DOOOOO" anyway happy birthday Captain Trips
  11. cia tampering: Social-networking site Facebook was temporarily shut down Tuesday to fix a bug, which surprised some Facebook users who found they could access other users' accounts. Facebook members around the globe complained on various blogs Tuesday about the worrisome glitch. Some users said that after logging on to their Facebook accounts they could access other people's accounts as well as their mail. As well, some people said they were getting messages intended for other users. Facebook told CBC News that it temporarily shut down its site Tuesday to fix a bug that it had identified earlier in the day. "This was not the result of a security breach. Specifically, the bug caused some third-party proxy servers to cache otherwise inaccessible content. The result was that an isolated group of users could see some pages that were not intended for them. The site has now been restored, and we apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused," said the company. Generally, details pertaining to a Facebook member's details such as contact information, relationships and hobbies are private and hidden, unless other users seeking access belong to the member's group of friends or are part of the same school, work or city network. Members have the option of sharing certain details, such as photos, only with specific users belonging to a certain group. Facebook's website says, "We built Facebook to make it easy to share information with your friends and people around you. We understand you may not want everyone in the world to have the information you share on Facebook; that is why we give you control of your information." According to ComScore Media Matrix, in June 2007 there were 11.4 million Canadians who had logged on to Facebook.
  12. Grimes: You? Went into outer space? You? Homer: Sure. You've never been?
  13. pubwells actually has a good breakkie, not at all sure abuot their hours for serving it though
  14. i'd be willing to bet though that like any democratic system it won't be the worst in terms of how it's run and it won't be the best either anyway.
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