Davey Boy 2.0

you're so in you can thank me later mon ami

Hello Heidi my name is Mr Trousersnake, I think this is destiny

tell her you know a guy with a tub full of mayonaise that's just a phone call away

oh yes, tell her it's physically impossible to touch your elbows together behind your back and enjoy

whoops, well how about "I barfed just the other day..." [insert amusing anecdote here]

The lad obviously needs some opening line suggestions, phollks. In light of her computer geekyness may i suggest: "soooooo...how about that Internet?"

get a room lads

mushrooms!

Contaminated soil!?!? jebas i used to cut across there practically every day before the construction began i wonder if i have any special powers (other than the obvious one)

good thinkin mate

Feu d'arcade is a jamband?

oh shit i thought i was in the slip forum!

we've gotta keep this poor lil forum going somehow folks

you should take your comedy routine on the road

Lumptard- owned Frank Lampard has criticised Jens Lehmann for a lack of respect after recent comments from the Arsenal goalkeeper. Lehmann claimed Lampard was 'a specialist in insulting people' in the fallout to Sunday's draw at Stamford Bridge. The Chelsea midfielder has been quick to pour scorn on the remark and believes the German international should look closer to home for character flaws. Lampard revealed he does not hold Lehmann in high esteem following a snub at a London restaurant recently. "We had words but Lehmann shows no respect to any one on the pitch - and I don't mean that just from my own perspective," Lampard told the Sun. "He has a way of looking down his nose at people. I certainly didn't say anything that I feel warrants an explanation. "For me, it's all in the heat of battle and nonsense to start talking to the media about it afterwards. "But the other week myself and my cousin Jamie Redknapp were out to dinner in a London restaurant and Lehmann was sitting just feet from us on another table. "We acknowledged him and he completely blanked both of us. In fact, when he left, he walked right past our table and didn't even have the decency to say anything - whether nice or rude! "Perhaps Lehmann's more sensitive than the rest of us."

if yer 5'6" you kinda have to be a prick in order to do well in the NHL

myrna's meatpies rock

larry doesn't seem to write in that blog too often, coming up on a year now

very cool did you happen to notice if any of them were wearing expensive shoes?

where the hell do you work?

the plot thickens

maybe it was a buy one get one free sale

you're a tough negotiator, stnmtn

well from the looks of em they were probably sitting around on the couch doing buckets and playing Pacman one day and kinda lost track of time. i feel this to be a liklihood therefore i don't feel i have to look beyond.... this: you do the math

i'd pay $250 for those boots maybe even $300