Davey Boy 2.0

and paisley- you have the heart of a poet which would no doubt lead to trouble around [color:#CCCCCC]nubile 17 yr olds

perhaps this is a clue as to why you had to move back to the flatlands?!? either that or Tonin and zero keep you busy answering PMs... [color:#CCCCCC]nubile!

My folks (ie my Dad) got me a bottle of this for Xmas- it was delicious. Strong rich earthy flavours, reminiscent of a unibroue- possibly Maudite. You wouldn't wanna drink 20 of them in one sitting though :crazy:

Homer: Wow. They captured my personality perfectly! Did you see the way Daddy caught that bullet? Lisa: That's not really you, Dad, he's just a fictional character who happens to have the same name. Homer: [long pause] Don't confuse Daddy, Lisa.

Lisa: But it's not fair. Adults always blame kids for everything. Homer: Well if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish, kidnapping, child abuse ... Bart: What about adultery? Homer: Not until you're older, son.

Marge: We'd better stop and get the car washed. Homer: Eh, what's the rush. It might rain next week. Lenny: [driving alongside Homer's car] Hey, Homer. Car's kinda dirty. Homer: Really? Think I should get it washed? Lenny: Yeah, maybe. [he pulls away, and Homer pulls into a car wash] Marge: You listen to your friends, but you never listen to me. Homer: Hey, that's great.

either i or catphish'll be there

Comic Book Guy: Someone has mixed an "Amazing Spiderman" in with the "Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spiderman" series. This will not stand. Comic Book Girl: Pardon me, but I wish to tender a serious offer for this stack of water-damaged "Little Lulu"s. Comic Book Guy: "A", that is not water, that is Diet Mr. Pibb. And "B", I ... ooh ... [the Comic Book Guy obviously sees something he likes in this woman's face, as he is unable to speak at the sight of her eyes, braces, and misshapen nose] Comic Book Guy: Tell me, how do you feel about forty-five year-old virgins who still live with their parents? Comic Book Girl: Comb the Sweet-Tarts out of your beard and you're on. Comic Book Guy: Don't try to change me, baby.

At the power plant, Homer carefully picks up three plutonium rods through the arm protectors and then juggles them. Homer drops the rods when he's startled by Mr. Burns coming in and calling his name (reading from his notebook). Burns: I need your help. I want to be loved. Homer: [uneasy] I see.... Well, I'll need some beer.

In his mansion, Mr. Burns sits in a chair with a drink watching the TV news. Brockman: Springfield is still swooning from the whirlwind visit of playful plutocrat, Arthur Fortune. Burns: Oh, the man has no idea how to behave like a billionaire. Where's the dignity? Where's the contempt for the common man? Brockman: This new breed of fun-loving billionaire is a welcome change from the classic joyless miser, brooding in his cavernous mansion... Burns: Bah! [echoing] Bah! Bah! Bah! Brockman: ...grasping a glass of brandy with his thin, clawlike fingers... [burns smiles] ...and a superior smirk on his greedy, soulless face. Burns: [frowns] I thought I had everything: money, good looks, strong, sharp teeth, but what's it all worth when nobody likes you? Smithers: I like you, sir. Burns: Are you still here?!

I got as far as "I was trying to convince Bouche and Ms Hux..." and I was sure i was about to read something like "... to let me jump into their hotub naked with them" i think another apology is in order for this letdown

where do these fusions take place then?

Little fat man who sold his soul Little fat man who sold his dream Chubby little loser Chubby little loser National joke Pathetic little fat man No one's bloody laughing The clown that no one laughs at They all just wish he'd die He's so depressed at being useless The fat man takes his own life He's so depressed at being hated Fatty takes his own life Fatso takes his own life He blows his bloated face off He blows his stupid brains out He sold his soul for a shard of fame Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame He's got no style He's got no grace He's banal and facile He's a fat waste of space He's banal and facile He's a fat waste of space See his pugnose face Pug, pug, pug, pug See his pugnose face Pug, pug, pug, pug See his pugnose face Pug, pug, pug, pug The little fat man with the pugnose face Pug, pug, pug, pug The little fat man with the pugnose face Pug, pug, pug, pug He's a little fat man with a pugnose face Pug, pug, pug, pug

Marge comes in the family room. Marge: I don't know how you can all just lay around the house on a nice day like this. When was the last time we went for a good, old-fashioned family walk? Homer: We stopped those when the kids said I was too fat to carry.

the difference though is that jaimoe's wife had thought initially that he was younger than her

Break time! Homer tries to set the world indoor speed-eating record. Grimes looks on, disapprovingly. Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck. Grimes: Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Can you imagine that he, he was hanging from a coat hook. Lenny: He had three beers at lunch. That would make anybody sleepy. Grimey: I've never seen him do any work around here ... what, what is his job? Lenny: Safety inspector. Grimes: That irresponsible oaf? A man who by all rights should have been killed dozens of times by now? Lenny: Three hundred and sixteen times by my count. Grimes: That's the man who's in charge of our safety. It, it boggles the mind. Carl: It's best not to think about it.

Lenny and Carl look at Grimes' correspondence-school diploma. Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one. Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'. [chuckles] Of course, old Homer, he didn't need a degree. He just showed up the day they opened the plant. Homer: I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was. Grimes: Um, [forced laugh] yeah. Well, listen, I'm sure, you all have a lot of work to do. Lenny + Carl: [shrug] Eh. [the two leave] [Grimes turns around, and is startled to see that Homer is still there] Homer: Hey, you seem like a great guy, so I'll give you a little tip. If you turn that security camera around, you can sleep and no one will ever know. Grimes: eh, I don't think we're being paid to sleep. Homer: Oh yeah, they're always trying to screw ya. [leaves] Grimes: [shudders in amazement]

And how!

From today's Globe and Mail -------------------------------------------------- LLOYD AXWORTHY Lost in the flurry of news reports of Saddam Hussein's execution was a seemingly innocuous item announcing that Pakistan is preparing to use anti-personnel land mines as a way of curtailing movement across its border into Afghanistan. This move deserves an immediate international response because of its potential destructive impact. First, it is an admission from the government of Pakistan, one of our self-proclaimed allies in the fight against the Taliban, that it is incapable of controlling its lawless northwest territories where the Taliban and other militant groups breed and conspire in their attacks against the occupying NATO forces in Afghanistan. Rather than doing what the Pakistanis ought to be doing -- exerting proper security within their own territory -- they are taking the easy and inefficient way out, adding greatly to the risks faced by the many innocent people living in that region. Second, and more serious as far as Canadians are concerned, is the reality that our government appears to be capitulating to the transgression of a treaty of which we were the primary authors. And if the deafening silence from Ottawa is to be taken as any sign, there is downright acquiescence to the measures. Ten years ago, Canadian diplomats, parliamentarians, civil society groups and cabinet ministers were engaged in a full-court press to mobilize support for a treaty that would ban the use, manufacture and trading in land mines. In December of 1997, officials from 122 countries came to Ottawa to sign the treaty that set in motion a worldwide effort to reduce the risk of land mines and rid the world of a killer of innocent people. It was a demonstration of Canadian leadership in the vital area of establishing international rules of law. Since then, Canada has played a prominent role in increasing the number of nations signing on to the treaty (now more than 150), advancing the plan for demining and aiding the victims. Fatalities have dropped by more than half, the area of mine clearance exceeded 740 square kilometres in 2006, and trafficking has virtually stopped. Most important, the basic prohibition of land mines as a weapon of war was becoming an international norm, and the argument for its efficacy as a weapon was being dismissed. The treaty's 10th anniversary, set for the end of 2007, was meant to give its worldwide supporters the chance to assess its value and to make further progress in eliminating this destructive tool of war and its spinoff imitators such as cluster bombs. But Pakistan's move casts a shadow on the treaty's accomplishments -- and just might precipitate a regression where other countries feel that they, too, can flout the treaty because of the silence and unwillingness of its supporters to condemn Islamabad's action. That is certainly what happened when Pakistan and India tested nuclear weapons -- the international response was tepid, with the exception of the Commonwealth, where Canada led the effort to put the genie back into the bottle. Ironically enough, the only voice that has spoken up on Pakistan is the Afghan President, whose spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Fencing or mining the borders is neither helpful nor practical; the border is not where the problem is." Instead, according to the Afghan government, Pakistan should stop helping the Taliban. What makes the silence of NATO -- and, by extension, Canada -- so suspect in this case is that they have been the prime promoters of having Pakistan try to limit the number of Taliban crossing into Afghan territory. Does that mean that their silence must be construed as compliance? If so, it puts Canada into direct contradiction with one of its stated disarmament aims and undermines its reputation as a country that promotes humanitarian efforts to save lives -- another casualty, perhaps, of the war-fighting mentality that has taken over Ottawa's foreign policy-making. This one-dimensional combat preoccupation has already severely curtailed the effort within Afghanistan to undertake demining efforts to clear the detritus of the last war. Funding has fallen off, leading to the laying off of demining personnel and an increase in casualties among children, according to the 2006 Landmine Monitor Report. Canada, in this 10th anniversary year of the land-mine treaty, can redeem its reputation by making it very clear from the highest sources that it condemns the Pakistani move. It should also use its diplomatic clout to have NATO reject this effort to eviscerate the land-mine treaty, and it should contribute in a serious way to reducing the risk to ordinary Afghans from the many land mines that still pose a risk to life and limb in that poor, war-torn country. Lloyd Axworthy, president and vice-chancellor of the University of Winnipeg, served as Canada's foreign affairs minister from 1996 to 2000.

“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.â€

"Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!"

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service. Homer: You're...selling what, now? Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment. Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door] Apu: He's got me there.

Homer says, "Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' "

Are you happy that Ferguson's staying and Le Guen is out then MOBE?

...that was more for the Chameleon who requested a song...