Davey Boy 2.0

'A video game that depicts a crusade of violence by Christians could be heading for the bestseller charts this Christmas, even though it has been condemned by Muslims and secularists. Players are ordered to convert or kill to advance to the next level and remodel America as a Christian-controlled state, and establish its world vision of Christ's dominion' - The Times.

Chrissie Hynde! I did not know about that– v. cool!

DURHAM, ON (AP) Jan 6, 2007 -- Local police and firefighters are at a loss today after a raging fire broke out in the middle of a largely unpopulated area. Officials say that a small group of heavily intoxicated "neo-hippies" were pouring gasoline onto a stack of used Christmas trees, lighting it with cigarette lighters then dancing around the ensuing bonfire, chanting "We want fish". Witnesses confirm that guitars, maple syrup bottles and tents were thrown onto the fire once it started burning out and the revellers then left the fire unsupervised in order to look in the surrounding area for other sources of fuel. Once distracted, police say the partygoers seemed to forget about the fire and were entranced by the moon and stars, staring at them in awe, long enough for the fire to get out of control. Const. Larry Lamarue of the Durham police dept confirmed this activity as being consistent with psychadelic drug use. Charges are pending.

mmmm leftover butter chicken for me today

Knives No, Rocket Launchers Yes The Sun has revealed that ManYoo's new goal celebration, in which players 'drop to one knee and raise open hands in line with their shoulders and pretend to fire Rocket Launchers' was inspired by online games of PlayStation against their Chelski rivals. "They are deadly rivals at everything and computer games are no different," a 'club source' is quoted as saying. "It's combat on and off the pitch." One such Navy Seal wanabee is Sun columnist Rio Ferdinand, pictured in combat at Middlesbrough this weekend complete with that essential imaginary rocket launcher. This is the same Rio Ferdinand who, just one week ago, made a moving appeal to Britain's youngsters to "denounce the culture of knives and violence in general". "Trying to be a gangster isn't cool," he continued. "Life is full of opportunity if you can respect yourselves and others. I'm on the phone to my friends back in Peckham every week and they're always telling me about something going on. Every next sentence - somebody has been stabbed, somebody has been shot. It's a never-ending merry-go-round as long as people carry weapons."

awesome stuff M keep on rockin

cheers SK

George Best still lingers...

'hope you get to celebrate in style there bud

were you out cycling through this morning's slush or something?

i heard he did these up over the course of 4 days on a lindsay lohan fuelled yayo binge

{{{{{vibes and better pills}}}}} get better mon ami

the one with david bowie is unreal

i guess we'll need to bring snoots to tide us over til 11:00 all this booze talk is making me thirsty

is that jerry garcia in the background, leaning over?!?!? he's probably tripping

... but only if someone's dancing while it's being posed...

cheeky, MOBE

good shit, lookin forward to the end products- yours and theirs

well ollie 5-6 eggs 3/4 cup mayo, roughly 1/4 cup sour cream pinches of salt, pepper,paprika,cayenne and the other spices one full green onion, chopped splash of lemon juice (a few drops should do) smallish teaspoon of dijon mustard 2-3 strips of bacon, cooked and de-grisled. preferably the thick, smoked kind mix the fuck out of it with a fork, cover, let it sit overnight

booze is always a good gift. unless the recipient doesn't drink, in which case why are you celebrating the holi's with them in the first place?

i've looked into some recipes online that suggest sour cream and perhaps even lemon to zest things up a bit, might have to try that next time there are also a few recipes out there that include minced olives but i can't imagine that being too good... then again i'm not a big olive person

sounds like a plan

both v. good points

all in good phun, pholks