Davey Boy 2.0

LOS ANGELES - Some might call it the ultimate happy meal. But two police officers in New Mexico were distinctly unamused to discover that the hamburgers they were happily chomping had been laced with marijuana. Mark Landavazo and Henry Gabaldon are suing Burger King, alleging an array of offences from battery to negligence, after they discovered the special ingredient in their take-out meals. The two officers were in uniform and driving a marked patrol car when they stopped to pick up food at a Burger King restaurant in Los Lunas, New Mexico. They were halfway through their meal when they began to suspect the presence of an intoxicating substance on their burger patties. After a field test kit confirmed the extra ingredient was indeed marijuana, the pair took themselves to hospital for a checkup and further testing. Sam Bregman, the lawyer for the two officers, said their discovery gave "a whole new meaning to the word 'Whopper.' The idea that these hoodlums would put marijuana into a hamburger and, therefore, attempt to impair law enforcement officers trying to do their jobs is outrageous." Three Burger King employees have been arrested in connection with a separate criminal investigation into the incident, which happened on Oct. 8.

Lazlo = Mr. Wu?!?!?

what're you doing tonight ollie?

that could be the first line of your autobiography and your signature could be the last line...

maine road- is that Citeh's?!?!?

dang, that site's bloody-well blocked here

i'd actually like to bring a bottle of whiskey and watch these tryouts...

From teh GLobe and Mail, apologies for the formatting. I find some of these numbers whacky– Skate Canada, 631,000? show jumping, 200,000? the NFL numbers are surprisingly low (in my mind) too. __________________________ Friday Basketball. BucksRaptors TSN 154,000 Twice as high as last yearis first game on TSN Figure skating. Skate Canada. TSN 196,000 Up 5 per cent from last yearis Friday telecast. Saturday Soccer. Fulham-Everton. Sportsnet 51,000 Two middleofthepack teams. Soccer. LiverpoolReading Sportsnet 132,000 Highest of season for second game. Soccer. NewcastleSheffield United Sportsnet 98,000 About average for third game. Football WesternLaurier. Score 52,000 Not bad for OUA telecast. Show Jumping. Royal Winter Fair. CBC 201,000 Good audience for niche sport. Golf. Tour Championship. TSN 137,000 Par for third round of PGA event. Hockey. LeafsSabres. CBC 1.379 million Up from season average 1.339 million Figure skating. Skate Canada. CTV 631,000 Free skates draw good audience Hockey. CanucksAvs CBC 802,000 Up from season average 708,000 Sunday Golf Tour Championship TSN 148,000 Crowded afternoon sports schedule Football Blue Bombers-Argos CBC 878,000 A 26percent increase over last year's Als-i Riders. Football. NFL regional games Global 229,000 CFL wins the afternoon Basketball. SpursRaptors. Score 80,000 Down from 111,000 for Scoreis season opener. Figure skating. Skate Canada CTV 352,000 Interest drops for dance event. Football. Roughriders-Stampeders CBC 1.052 million. 2005 semifinal ( 1.264 million) was in prime time. Football. ColtsPatriots. TSN 425,000 AFC showdown draws strong audience.

voting irregularities and intimidation tactics

Friendly Corner— sauce- good, meat- not so much i still prefer hooley's although they're skimpy on the meat

Here's an excerpt from yesterday's Citizen to help you ease your troubled mind dave-o:

okaaaaaaaaay... anyway, noisiest EPL fans: Nosiest fans decibles: Portsmouth: 97 Newcastle: 96 Liverpool: 96 Manchester Utd: 94 Sheffield Utd: 91 Bolton: 90 Aston Villa: 89 Blackburn: 89 Everton: 86 Reading: 84 Man City: 83 West Ham: 81 Chelsea: 80 Arsenal: 77 Fulham: 77 Wigan: 72 Watford: 71 Tottenham: 68 Middlesbrough: 67 Charlton: 65 http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006510290,00.html

good eye TM

The Georgetown has 2 carling cup games today, ManUre & the Lpool one as well

[a pornographic picture with Brent's head superimposed on is discovered on someone's email] David Brent: Who else has seen this filth? [everyone puts their hand up, including Joan the cleaning lady] David Brent: You haven't even got email, Joan. Joan: Someone printed it out for me. David Brent: Who printed this out for Joan? [everyone puts their hand up again] David Brent: Well. I'm angry. And not because I'm in it, but because it degrades women, which I hate. And the culprit, whoever he is, is in this room. Or she, it could be a woman. Women are as filthy as men. Not naming any names - I don't know any - but women... are... dirty.

Happy anniversary sir red nose

David Beckham's ambition to finish his career in the USA could arrive sooner than expected after American side the Los Angeles Galaxy confirmed their interest in the former England captain. The Galaxy are keeping tabs on Beckham's protracted contract negotiations with Real Madrid and may launch a bid if he fails to agree a new deal. The 31-year-old's current contract runs out at the end of the season and he will be allowed to speak to other clubs from January 1 if he has not put pen to paper on a new two-year deal. Real Madrid sporting director Predrag Mijatovic believes Beckham is biding his time to see if he regains a regular starting spot before making his decision. The Galaxy view themselves as the glamour club of Major League Soccer and Alexi Lalas, the former US international defender who is president and general manager, confirmed their interest. Lalas told BBC Sport: "A move for Beckham is not something we need to discuss at this point because he's under contract with Real. "But if that changes, and there's an opportunity, of course we'd be interested. "There are thousands of clubs out there that would love to have a player of his calibre and the Los Angeles Galaxy is certainly one of them. "For many people the Los Angeles Galaxy are looked upon as the jewel of MLS. We play in the best stadium, we have had incredible success over the history of the league and we have had great individual players and great teams. There is a tradition of excellence." Beckham played against the Galaxy in Real's pre-season tour in 2005, and has a football academy in Los Angeles. In April he said: "I've one year left at Real, and maybe two more after that, but things can change in football and the American league does interest me. "I want to be part of a country that is passionate about sport. I've got my academy in LA which is important to me because that is my life after the game." The Galaxy's owner, sports conglomerate Anschutz Entertainment Group, has a close relationship with Beckham and his academy shares a home with the club. There is a salary cap in the MLS but Lalas believes those rules are about to be relaxed. Lalas added: "We recognise that when opportunities that will benefit the entire league come along we have to be able to make adjustments. "I feel that going forward there will be the ability for the individual teams to do something like this." Beckham's final decision could be influenced by the lack of first-team action he has had this season, with new coach Fabio Capello often using the midfielder as a substitute. Mijatovic said: "We want to renew his contract and meetings with his representative have taken place. "For our part there is no problem, but we also need to listen to the player. "He has had bad luck in not winning any titles during his three years (at Real), and he is a little disappointed because he does not play as much as he would like, but we cannot guarantee a starting place to anybody. "He is a footballer who generates a lot of income. No player is given more privileges just because they have a higher contract. "He wants to continue (at the club), but also wants to play. He wants to have more time before making a decision in order to see if he regains his starting place. "I believe that in the end he will remain here, because the current atmosphere in this team gives him guarantees that something beautiful can happen." Beckham, who played the last 25 minutes of Sunday's 2-1 home defeat to Celta Vigo, could return to the Real starting line-up for Thursday's Copa del Rey second leg with Ecija.

This is pretty cool, maybe this is why they just added a footy page to the sports section of the cbc website Updated September 22, 2006 The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC)/Societe Radio-Canada (SRC) has secured Canadian multimedia rights (TV, radio, Internet, mobile devices), in ALL languages, to ALL FIFA events through the year 2014 (with the exception of the FIFA Club World Championship), including the 2010 and 2014 FIFA World Cup, 2007 and 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup, and the 2007 FIFA Youth World Cup for men under the age of 20. CBC/SRC will serve as the host broadcaster of the 2007 FIFA Youth World Cup.

Hammers pulling off a big un too eh? I wish i'd seen the shoving between Mssrs Pardew and Wenger

CJ would be Calamity Jane (too obvious perhaps?)

i'll see your Samba and raise you a Wave to the Wind

great win for Spuds... hard fought match

suzies

Is anyone tippling before the show tomorrow? anyone else thinking of catching the bus out there? has anyone started drinking already?

whoops well so much for the poll TPBs wins!!! Yaaaay! Good work ou there, cyberpholks