LJFH

I can't believe no one used "your mother" yet. When God said, "let there be light", your mother said, "say 'please'." Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and your mother will beat his ass and take it. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. your mother hears it. your mother can hear everything. your mother can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

has anyone adopted puppy yet??

Kenny G is allowed to live because Ryan Adams doesn't kill women.

Booche once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Booche ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I WANT HER!!!!!!!!!!! but I can't have her. BOOHOO!!

are they ok? do they need anything?

I want that Barrel table!!

oh yeah, and I also do taxes. but the porch is WAY more fun.

I sit on the porch and drink wine.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY OFFICE!!!

I suggest Statler or Waldorf. Both names of very witty fellas on the muppet show.

In Rainbows and Easy Tiger.

Go eat PHO with lots of hotsauce in it. That'll fix ya.

Who had it today?

Happy b-day sharon! Hope your day is full of goaty goodness.

Happy Birthday Myrna! You are one nice bonus mom!! Hope your day is fantastic.

If I didn't love you, I'd hurt you right now.

I wasn't going to post for fear of comments from my ol pals Booche and Davey Boy, but what the hell. Single and loving it!!

NUB YOU BOOCHIE!!! (Habs still suck)

good game eh boochie??

hehehehe 3-3

Booche content only. hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Mine nephews!!!

wanna go camping on Sunday night in Chignetco campground??

Sticky Buns are the BOMB!!! I ate two in one sitting. now my tummy hurts.